Rob's definitions

frat rat

1. A greek system leech. Someone male (could be female) who is not an actual member of a particular Frat, but comes to every Fratty Function anyways. Most often these people wouldn't be accepted by the frat anyways and no one really wants them around.

FrattyFrat #1: So you think John's showing up tonight?
FrattyFrat #2: Dude, when doesn't that Frat Rat show up?
FrattyFrat #1: Shit... oh well, lets go rape some high school girls.

by Rob March 28, 2005

Broady

Abbreviation for low income Melbourne suburb, Broadmeadows. Located in western suburbs and populated primarily by wogs, choccos and lebos. Primary location for public housing tenemants, large families and hotted up, usually stolen vehicles. Similar to Sydneys Bankstown

"My cousin Con was parked outside Broady Maccas for 5 minutes and someone stole the rims off his fully sick VL" or "Im going to visit my 378 cousins in Broady for Greek Easter"

by Rob February 19, 2007

Inky Blinky Pinky and Clyde

The 4 most awesome bad-graffics ghosts EVER!

Dammit. Blinky just killed Pac-Man. But he's still 25% awesome.

by Rob May 13, 2005

trench ass

basically swamp ass, but with a massive wedgie

i got poo stains on my underwear because of a massive case of trench ass

by rob May 13, 2005

van helsing

term used to imply getting really intoxicated

dude, let's get all van helsing tonight.

by rob May 13, 2005

rugby league

A sport which involves 2 tribes of shaved down castrated gorrilas running around a paddock attempting to insert fingers into each others rectal cavities (as illustrated by the games most famous player, John Hopoate). The goal of the game is for brain-dead butt invaders who have a penchant for touching other males in a forum where they wont be accused of homosexuality until the are safely in the changerooms and can happily grunt and invade each others rectal region.

Usually played by closet homosexuals or people from Sydney or Brisbane who are too unintelligent to understand the intricacies of superior sports such as AFL and to a lesser extend Cricket and Rugby Union.

***Whilst at the zoo***
Person 1: "Look at those gorillas grunting and exploring their anuses, if you shaved them down it would look like a rugby game."

Person 2: "C'mon thats a bit harsh...goriallas can use rudimentary tools"

by Rob May 13, 2005

certone

tasteless paranoia. vulgar responses to sane behavior. cup of coffee and a cigarette. get tanked.

I be a certone...LOSE THE LIFE FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by rob March 30, 2005