Rob's definitions

fas

1. "Fetal alcohol syndrome"
characterized by drowsy looking eyes that are unusually spaced out on a face. Not to be confused with akimow or akimo

2. "fat ass shit"
the shit that comes out of an overweight ass.

Jim: I heard you got fas
Rob: shut up. I got akimow
Jim: that's the same thing you retard
Rob: I thought you meant "fat ass shit"
Jim: No, that's what Marty produces after he takes off his bastedo
Rob: I thought that was bukake?
Jim: It's spelled bukkake akimow

by Rob January 25, 2005

sp00n

Trashbag of enormous proportions..

Andrew doubled dumped at 4pm because he's a sp00n.

by rob November 28, 2004

Pizzaface

Face resembling freddy crueger

Pimps galore!

Oh hey what's up.. oh who's that? oh that's just vinny pizzaface..

by Rob December 18, 2004

Kyfe

A theif.
One who borrows without permission, and has no intention on giving it back.
One who takes something valuable to get back at someone.

Also see asshole

Ben's a fucking kyfe.

"I'm pissed."
"Why?"
"Roger kyfed my sister's virginity before I could."

by Rob December 24, 2004

Urbandictionary namecaller

Someone who feels the need to define someones name and call them bad things.

Also see Urbandictionary Junkie

EDUARDO IS A PEICE OF CRAP FROM SOME MESSAGE BOARD!!!!111!11!1!!!11!1!!1oneone!!!!

by Rob October 10, 2004

dowager

a cutie.

what's up dowager!

by rob April 6, 2004

maen

a replacement for man, to be used in the comical sense

yer maen, that was cool.

by rob March 19, 2003