Rob's definitions

Zizza

Weed or to smoke weed.

"Hey, bro, lets grab some zizza on the way to the Umphrey's show."
"Sure thing, man."

by Rob July 20, 2007

swak

A cross between 'swank' and 'wack', swak, to masturbate at a very fast pace without thinking about afterward burning sensation and sore penis skin.

"Fuck me deep man, I had a nasty swak last night to that porno with the midget and the donkey you gave me, think I took 4 layers of skin off of my wang."

by Rob July 5, 2004

Pumper

Replacement word for wanker or cunt

What a Pumper!

by Rob February 22, 2004

uptown

Adjective. Literally referring to the high class area of town, Uptown can generally be used as a positive adjective in any situation.

"these shoes are uptown"
"this beer is uptown"

or...

Rob: "hey Cott did you get some poon-tang last night?"
Scott: "Why indeed I did kind sir! It was motherfucking UP-Town!"

by Rob January 12, 2005

Ivar's Special

Noun. Slang. Refers to the dreaded C-bomb...Chlamydia. The fishy discharge from the cock and/or cunthole and the spelling of the word chlamydia combine to make the Ivar's Special.

"Man that fucking cunt gave me the Ivar's Special. Dirty slut."

by Rob January 12, 2005

rail

to have sex with

I was railing this girl while I was programming PHP.

by rob July 9, 2002

blackccent

When white people talk like black people. black accent

1. Justin Timberlake
2. Eminem
3. John Cena
4. Pink
5. Christina Aguilara

by Rob April 13, 2004