Massel

A Massel is a creature of habit. Constantly obsessed with the pursuit of well prepared food and giggly women, the Massel lives primarily for himself in a cave-like arena sometimes coated with mayonnaise but usually consisting of chicken pieces. The Massel tends to develop and sustain high levels of testosterone, venting them on unsuspecting females by producing his meat sausage on random occasions. Prone to high octane discussion, a typical Massel quite often finds himself involved in heavy argument which always results in the Massel being right.

Stop being such a Massel.

Massseellll Masssellll Masssellll.

Masseltov.

by Rob July 14, 2004

wofl

acronym for waste of fucking life

that cracka is a wofl

by Rob May 03, 2004

bassy

A ugly, hairy, fat woman with warts and deformed babies on her back.

"YO! That girl is one sick bassy!"

by Rob March 23, 2004

rectum shaving ninja

a group of japanese homos that like a clean dojo

bryans ass is raw a bloody beacause of the rectum shaving ninjas

by rob September 02, 2004

Juicy Fruit

if you want to become a gold fish have it quick.

that's what they showed on the commercial.

by Rob April 24, 2005

Broady

Abbreviation for low income Melbourne suburb, Broadmeadows. Located in western suburbs and populated primarily by wogs, choccos and lebos. Primary location for public housing tenemants, large families and hotted up, usually stolen vehicles. Similar to Sydneys Bankstown

"My cousin Con was parked outside Broady Maccas for 5 minutes and someone stole the rims off his fully sick VL" or "Im going to visit my 378 cousins in Broady for Greek Easter"

by Rob February 19, 2007

TSI Shirley

Seeking her pre-school diploma, Shirley also known as Swirley lives and works amongst people 400 to 4000 times as smart as shell ever be. Still addind and subtracting with her fingers and toes, the Swirley strives to think... possibly at least once a week

Damn Brian you're a real fucking TSI Shirley haha.

by Rob February 07, 2005