Velez Special

Leaving a $2 or no tip at all on a large bill. The true Velez special is done without thought or care in regards to the service provided and/or ammount spent. Origins are speculated to have come from Puerto Rico.

Scott pulled the Velez Special and left a $1.25 tip on a $80 tab without remorse.

by Rob June 19, 2006

cockgayass

Said by Tenacious D while trying to say 3 words at the same time, cock, gay, ass. Possibly one of the funniest words ever.

Kyle! Why are you such a fucking cockgayass?!?!?

by Rob June 27, 2003

Campin'

The act of pitching a tent as you wait for your chance to have sex with one of numerous girl's.

Last night at the bar I went campin', too bad the girl never showed.

by Rob March 27, 2005

Freeballin

to enjoy the freedom of underware ,in a free and easy spirt.

I'm freeballin

by rob June 17, 2003

Spit-Twang

The act of spitting or hawking a loogie while simultaniously saying or attempting to say "twang!"

I spit while spinning around and it sounded like "spit-twang!"

by Rob April 11, 2005

iTuning

The act of buying music from the internet. (p.t)iTuned

Sorry I'm late., I've just been iTuneing.

I have just iTuned a great song.

by Rob February 16, 2005

puckered star

bum hole; derived from appearance when viewed whilst doggy style sexing her.

"she bent over and I could see her puckered star"

by Rob July 20, 2004