stab the bird

Used to describe having sex with a hot chick who is passing by.

Look at that Jonny, I'd stab the bird.

by Rob July 12, 2005

grouphug

A cool website where all these freaky people confess all the freaky stuff they've done. Its sometimes really funny, and sometimes really scary.
grouphug.us

#424166984:
I fart terribly often at work, I just let them waft out, they go from nothing, to slightly stale to fresh and finally when I do one that makes me gasp, I go take a dump. My podmates must know its me and I hate to think what they must think of me for it but I dont stop,


#339895017
i fake being lesbian with my friends so that i could fuck their boyfriends without getting caught

by Rob March 16, 2004

Scatman John

Professor of scat

"ski ba bop ba dop bop"

by Rob July 13, 2003

garan

A slang word used to express agreeance with someone. A shortened form of the word garenteed.

person A: Fancy a skate down the cattle market
person B:yeah Garan

by rob November 13, 2003

Duber

Slang word for a foriegn lady when descibing a caucasion male with large genitalia

"what a big DUBER you have!"

by rob February 03, 2004

Fatherfucker

The opposite of the word Motherfucker.

Yo Dad is A Fatherfucker, Bitch!

by RoB November 18, 2003

Velez Special

Leaving a $2 or no tip at all on a large bill. The true Velez special is done without thought or care in regards to the service provided and/or ammount spent. Origins are speculated to have come from Puerto Rico.

Scott pulled the Velez Special and left a $1.25 tip on a $80 tab without remorse.

by Rob June 19, 2006