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Cold Grilled Cheese

The condition of the vagina the morning after sexual activity in which the labia majora and minora act as if they are in a sticky fused state similar to trying to slowly pull a cold grilled cheese apart.
The morning after a memorial night of passion, Pete turned to his mistress for round 2 and said "Dammmm, Jodi , that was some good squish last night...but trying to penetrate that hachette wound is like pulling a cold grilled cheese apart!"
by Riverbone Jackson June 11, 2018
mugGet the Cold Grilled Cheesemug.

Knight Rider

The status or title obtained by a Caucasian for successfully negotiating an African American into a 1984 Pontiac Trans-Am for the sole purpose of intercourse.
Bryan: "Hey, did you see Kyle finally joined the Knight Rider club last night with that chick that looked like Precious after only 2 hours of hanging out in the KFC parking lot?"

Kevin: "I heard he lured her in the backseat with a trail of original recipe"
by Riverbone Jackson January 18, 2011
mugGet the Knight Ridermug.

Polish Stoplight

During intercourse, the penis continuously becomes dislodged from the vagina and thus causing a “stop and go” system in love making (much like a Pollack driving through a blinking red light). This is typically caused by a shorter than usual penile shaft.
Rebecca found herself in a Polish Stoplight with her husband because his birthday warranted their annual coitus.
by Riverbone Jackson January 5, 2011
mugGet the Polish Stoplightmug.

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