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Hangwank

When a man hangs himself while playing with his meat pipe, and keeps going until he eventually loses consciousness, passes out, and dies.
Holy shit did you hear? Jake did a Hangwank last night!
by Rionox December 8, 2022
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Mud Ripple

When someone releases liquid diarrhea at an elevated position into a body of water (river/lake), and creates a ripple as it hits the water.
Jake got sick after the party and had to do a Mud Ripple!
by Rionox December 22, 2022
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Smegma Stealer

An unknown entity who steals and collects the crusty smegma off cut/un-cut men while they are sleeping.
The Smegma Stealer stole my dick particles!
by Rionox April 20, 2023
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Firm Squirter

When a vagina tightly wraps around, covers and squeezes a penis firmly, as the penis cums
Oh my god, my girl gave me a Firm Squirter yesterday, it was amazing
by Rionox December 23, 2022
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Packing The Pipe

When a man goes to the local Rona+, he goes to the plumbing section and tries to find the exact shape, length, and width of his erect phallus by trial and error in a PVC Pipe.
Did you hear about this? A random homeless man broke into Rona+ last night and I heard rumors he was Packing The Pipe!
by Rionox March 20, 2025
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Utah Horseback

When a man seduces a horse to have anal sex with him, finishes inside the man essentially hosing all his insides with horse cum, killing the man. After the man is dead, the horse shits and pisses on dead body to cover up what the horse just did. eventually turning out to be fatal.
Jake went out in a Utah Horseback way, he will be missed
by Rionox January 24, 2023
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The Brooklyn Pizza Incident

In Brooklyn, a group of 15 or more men stormed into one local pizza shop, took over the pizza shop and hold the employees hostage, went to the back where the unfinished pizzas were, and then force themselves onto the ovens and then all simultaneously jizz onto the pizza practically covering the entire pizza in man sauce. They do this with every pizza, then make their escape.
The Brooklyn Pizza Incident happened on the news yesterday! And JAMIE lead the attack!
by Rionox March 2, 2023
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