Utah Horseback

When a man seduces a horse to have anal sex with him, finishes inside the man essentially hosing all his insides with horse cum, killing the man. After the man is dead, the horse shits and pisses on dead body to cover up what the horse just did. eventually turning out to be fatal.
Jake went out in a Utah Horseback way, he will be missed
by Rionox January 24, 2023
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Firm Squirter

When a vagina tightly wraps around, covers and squeezes a penis firmly, as the penis cums
Oh my god, my girl gave me a Firm Squirter yesterday, it was amazing
by Rionox December 24, 2022
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The Brooklyn Pizza Incident

In Brooklyn, a group of 15 or more men stormed into one local pizza shop, took over the pizza shop and hold the employees hostage, went to the back where the unfinished pizzas were, and then force themselves onto the ovens and then all simultaneously jizz onto the pizza practically covering the entire pizza in man sauce. They do this with every pizza, then make their escape.
The Brooklyn Pizza Incident happened on the news yesterday! And JAMIE lead the attack!
by Rionox March 03, 2023
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Cum Countdown

Cumming right as the clock hits midnight (12:00) on New Years Eve.
I did a Cum Countdown to start 2023!
by Rionox January 01, 2023
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Alaskan Tug

In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.
Jamie tried out the ALASKAN TUG and began GETTING BACK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS!!!!!!!
by Rionox March 02, 2023
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Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose
I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome
by Rionox January 24, 2023
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Birmingham Brew

When a man shits, pisses, vomits, and cums into a coffee machine and brews it
Jake did a nasty Birmingham Brew yesterday
by Rionox December 23, 2022
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