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Definitions by Rionox

Queefyxiation

A term to describe a man being exposed to a continuous stream of intense queefing (from a man or woman) for a long period of time, resulting in extreme hemorrhages and death by asphyxiation and carbon emission poisoning.
Jake got queefed to death via queefyxiation
Queefyxiation by Rionox February 8, 2023

Long Johnny 

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.
When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny
Long Johnny by Rionox February 8, 2023

Utah Horseback

When a man seduces a horse to have anal sex with him, finishes inside the man essentially hosing all his insides with horse cum, killing the man. After the man is dead, the horse shits and pisses on dead body to cover up what the horse just did. eventually turning out to be fatal.
Jake went out in a Utah Horseback way, he will be missed
Utah Horseback by Rionox January 24, 2023

Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose
I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome
Hard Hoser by Rionox January 24, 2023

Unliberalized Coochie 

A pussy that has been de-liberalized by conservative ideals (meaning that that pussy is no longer good anymore)
Jenna told me that she had recently got unliberalized coochie, so kicked her ass out and had sex with her liberalized sister
Unliberalized Coochie by Rionox January 7, 2023

North Dakota Fruit Roll-up

When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.
Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot

Cum Countdown 

Cumming right as the clock hits midnight (12:00) on New Years Eve.
I did a Cum Countdown to start 2023!
Cum Countdown by Rionox December 31, 2022