Rionox's definitions

Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose

I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome

by Rionox January 24, 2023

Slap N' Squeeze

A term to define the action and slapping your hand with strong force of the buttcheeks of another person and squeezing really hard

i gave her a good 'ol Slap N' Squeeze

by Rionox February 21, 2023

Edmonton Garden Hose

A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.

I just learned that JAMIE WAS THE MAN THAT DID Edmonton Garden Hose!!!!!!!

by Rionox February 27, 2023

Fart Puddle

When any type of biological creature with an anus farts so hard, that the gas released changes into a liquid halfway to the ground as a puddle.

Damn! That monkey had a Fart Puddle! Better get out of here!

by Rionox December 7, 2022

Double Dripper

Two men passing into a woman's asshole or vagina at the same time

That double dripper was hot

by Rionox February 20, 2023

Blumjob

A term to describe getting a blumpkin, and then afterwords receiving a rimjob

Yoo dude I was at a Circle-K bathroom and this random guy came in and gave me a Blumjob!!

by Rionox March 20, 2025

Queefyxiation

A term to describe a man being exposed to a continuous stream of intense queefing (from a man or woman) for a long period of time, resulting in extreme hemorrhages and death by asphyxiation and carbon emission poisoning.

Jake got queefed to death via queefyxiation

by Rionox February 8, 2023