Sudanese Rolling Pin

A term to describe using a rolling pin kitchen appliance on an erect pens at the moment of climax to effectively squeeze out the semen all at once
I did a Sudanese Rolling Pin yesterday and came all over my tv
by Rionox February 22, 2023
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Slap N' Squeeze

A term to define the action and slapping your hand with strong force of the buttcheeks of another person and squeezing really hard
i gave her a good 'ol Slap N' Squeeze
by Rionox February 21, 2023
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Futa Fifteen

A term to describe a futanari character with a 15-inch cock
Jamie got a Futa Fifteen
by Rionox February 24, 2023
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Queefyxiation

A term to describe a man being exposed to a continuous stream of intense queefing (from a man or woman) for a long period of time, resulting in extreme hemorrhages and death by asphyxiation and carbon emission poisoning.
by Rionox February 09, 2023
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Texas Leaf Blower

When two family members (preferable male) uses a leaf blower on their penis while the other one turns it on, and when the male ejaculates, it sucks up all the semen and then said male holding the leaf blower hands it to the other male, and then sees how much semen the other male can collect in his mouth after blowing all the semen out of the leaf blower.
Me and my friend Jake did the Texas Leaf Blower last night, it was awesome!
by Rionox October 01, 2022
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Edmonton Garden Hose

A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.
I just learned that JAMIE WAS THE MAN THAT DID Edmonton Garden Hose!!!!!!!
by Rionox February 27, 2023
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North Dakota Fruit Roll-up

When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.
Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot
by Rionox January 07, 2023
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