Definitions by Rionox
Alaskan Tug
In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.
Alaskan Tug by Rionox March 2, 2023
New Zealand Birthday Party
An annual tradition when a 16 year old male turns 16. The family blows up balloons and the male ejaculates in each uninflated balloon, and then had a countdown to when the male would turn 16, and at that moment they would fill up the balloons and pop them, showering everyone in the male's semen. Then, the mother of the family has a "special" time with the male in a private dormitory as in "initiation" into manhood.
New Zealand Birthday Party by Rionox March 1, 2023
Edmonton Garden Hose
A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.
Edmonton Garden Hose by Rionox February 27, 2023
Brain Wash
A term to describe a medical process where a doctor has surgical access to a patient's brain via tube or through the skull, and unloads his semen into the brain cavity, effectively "washing" the patient's brain with sperm.
Brain Wash by Rionox February 27, 2023
Monica's Meat
That fateful day in 1995..... when Bill Clinton was at his desk in the oval office. You know what happens next.
Monica's Meat by Rionox February 23, 2023
"Water" Balloon
A term to describe cumming into an uninflated balloon, turning it into a semen-balloon and throw it at kids at a birthday party and watch to see the kids' reaction when they realize what's on them
"Water" Balloon by Rionox February 23, 2023