Doctor: "You may not be constipated. Your poopie hole just won't open far enough. All we can do is provide full-length cock-stabbing penetration of your well-rimmed and squeaky-clean anus with massive enemas."
Patient: "Oh, bless you doctor! How can I thank you?"
Doctor: "You can't. But your insurance company will. Have a nice day."
Patient: "Oh, bless you doctor! How can I thank you?"
Doctor: "You can't. But your insurance company will. Have a nice day."
by Rick Roberson May 11, 2009

My boyfriend sniffs dirty diapers and gets horny off the aroma of fresh warm poop. He's my big scat daddy.
by Rick Roberson August 04, 2010

by Rick Roberson June 14, 2010

(n.) If you don't know what it is, you're either too young, too ugly, or you need to have your fucking head examined.
Her pussy secretions were as abundant as a fire hose and I could hardly get my weenie in her woo-woo because of the dangerous undertow.
by Rick Roberson November 24, 2010

(n) Boo Foo is homonymous with BuFu, which means "Butt Fuck." This is a widely preferred practice in the society of male homosexuals. So Butt Fuck buddies (or Boo Foo buddies) like to take turns pounding the shit out of each other.
See also: mud stud
See also: mud stud
Homo Man 1: Who were those two guys over by the dick dancers that tried to hustle you?
Homo Man 2: Oh, just two Boo Foo buddies I used to trick with. They're both named "Bob."
Homo Man 1: So I guess they're Oral Roberts, right?
Homo Man 2: Very funny, you fucking faggot... NOT!!!
Homo Man 2: Oh, just two Boo Foo buddies I used to trick with. They're both named "Bob."
Homo Man 1: So I guess they're Oral Roberts, right?
Homo Man 2: Very funny, you fucking faggot... NOT!!!
by Rick Roberson December 20, 2010

(n.) Occurs when rock-solid fecal matter is ejected from the vagina onto a person or object, or into an appropriate container.
For our younger, more sensitive readers, cuntstipation is when shit comes out of a girl's pussy (snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet).
For our younger, more sensitive readers, cuntstipation is when shit comes out of a girl's pussy (snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet).
Husband: "Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, sweetheart?"
Wife: "Oh no, not tonight, honey... I'm having a bad case of cuntstipation."
Husband: "It's okay, dear. I was just having a sperm-retention headache."
Wife: "Oh no, not tonight, honey... I'm having a bad case of cuntstipation."
Husband: "It's okay, dear. I was just having a sperm-retention headache."
by Rick Roberson April 21, 2011

Husband: Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?
Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!
Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"
Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!
Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!
Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!
Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"
Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!
Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!
by Rick Roberson January 26, 2011
