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(n.) If you don't know what it is, you're either too young, too ugly, or you need to have your fucking head examined.
Her pussy secretions were as abundant as a fire hose and I could hardly get my weenie in her woo-woo because of the dangerous undertow.
by Rick Roberson November 24, 2010
Get the pussy secretion mug.(n.) A slang word used by parents, teachers, doctors and other adults that refers to the anus when conversing with children about personal hygiene. This terminology can also be used in general adult conversation.
see also: fudge factory
see also: fudge factory
Blanch: What's for lunch, Jane???
Baby Jane: None of your business. It's a surprize.
Blanch: Will it be a mouse or bird of the week? How about some used cat litter on the side?
Baby Jane: Ah, shut up, ya talking zit!! And if you don't like my cooking you can kiss my scatoody!
Blanch: I'd rather eat a warm nutritious bowl of fermented maggots, you has-been HO!
Baby Jane: OK, then I'll drink another bottle of Listerine and puke it all up!
Blanch: That would be one tasty broth, and I can have that for my soup! Oh, thank you dear sister Jane! Tell me... what's for supper???
Baby Jane: None of your business. It's a surprize.
Blanch: Will it be a mouse or bird of the week? How about some used cat litter on the side?
Baby Jane: Ah, shut up, ya talking zit!! And if you don't like my cooking you can kiss my scatoody!
Blanch: I'd rather eat a warm nutritious bowl of fermented maggots, you has-been HO!
Baby Jane: OK, then I'll drink another bottle of Listerine and puke it all up!
Blanch: That would be one tasty broth, and I can have that for my soup! Oh, thank you dear sister Jane! Tell me... what's for supper???
by Rick Roberson May 3, 2009
Get the scatoody mug.(n.) Similar to Spanish moss. A maggot muff can be the result of many things, such as cuntosis, a buildup of smelly sludge in the vaginal area.
See also Vulveeta
See also Vulveeta
by Rick Roberson March 19, 2009
Get the maggot muff mug.(n.) Occurs when rock-solid fecal matter is ejected from the vagina onto a person or object, or into an appropriate container.
For our younger, more sensitive readers, cuntstipation is when shit comes out of a girl's pussy (snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet).
For our younger, more sensitive readers, cuntstipation is when shit comes out of a girl's pussy (snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet).
Husband: "Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, sweetheart?"
Wife: "Oh no, not tonight, honey... I'm having a bad case of cuntstipation."
Husband: "It's okay, dear. I was just having a sperm-retention headache."
Wife: "Oh no, not tonight, honey... I'm having a bad case of cuntstipation."
Husband: "It's okay, dear. I was just having a sperm-retention headache."
by Rick Roberson April 21, 2011
Get the cuntstipation mug.(n.) The opening to any body cavity (or mechanical masturbatory device) into which the penis can be inserted for sexual gratification.
When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:
1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).
In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:
1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).
When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:
1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).
In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:
1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).
Husband: Suppose we’ll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?
Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!
Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?
Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...
Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!
Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?
Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...
by Rick Roberson January 2, 2012
Get the love crater mug.Your grandfather won't keep his eyes off my ass. He's a fucking bumfoozler, man. You're not a faggot, too, are you??
by Rick Roberson February 1, 2010
Get the bumfoozler mug.(n.) Synonymous with asshole, ring piece, anus, poopie hole, dumphole and scatoody.
The term 'fudge factory' is a euphemism for the anus, used by parents and teachers when conversing with children about personal hygiene.
The term 'fudge factory' is a euphemism for the anus, used by parents and teachers when conversing with children about personal hygiene.
by Rick Roberson April 26, 2009
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