Goal

A reply meaning "I scored" when friends ask what happened with a girl.
"Hey Rick what happened with that shorty from last night?"

"Goal"
by Rick December 17, 2003
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keg troll

A nasty girl (ie. busted face, bloated midriff etc...) who goes to parties, waits till normally self-respecting guys get drunk, and attempts to hook up with them.
Oh dude, watch out for karen, she's a KEG TROLL and she's on the prowl!
by rick March 28, 2005
mugGet the keg trollmug.

bidmaster

a person who is highly inteligent in "bidding" ones house. A bid consists of tp, oil, fireworks, paintballs, and saran wrap. Team 294 is one of the most famous bid teams. Basically, if a bidmaster is after u, u should just build a bomb shelter for your house because there is no escaping his bid.
I'm a bidmaster, so "WATCH OUT FOR BOMBS BAAAABY!"

Get ur binoculars out, try to see the bidmaster Paul Flemion getting your house.
by rick March 01, 2005
mugGet the bidmastermug.

Gaffney

The best town in the south and the country. Also has the best high school football team and peaches in the country.
That town Gaffney has some dam good football players like Justin Ness #43 and the best peaches I ever had.
by rick June 21, 2004
mugGet the Gaffneymug.

snipegunner

<Snipegunner> u r teh f4g.
<Aaerox> irc newb.
by Rick March 14, 2004
mugGet the snipegunnermug.

Nietzsche

A german philosopher and satirist who stood against the institutions of the church and state at a time when it was dangerous to do so.

His famous concept,"God is dead" is usually misreferenced as meaning he believed god truly was physically dead. In reality, he believed in a god, merely that man's relation to god, and the tools man used to relate to god were dead. In other words, he said the institution of the church has killed the god within man; man's faith in god.
"...they know nothing of great accomplishment, great failure"
-Nietzche's Thus Spake Zarathustra
by Rick January 29, 2004
mugGet the Nietzschemug.

Elly

Coolest biatch in the fricken world my partner for life.
Love,
Rick

will you marry me
by rick February 19, 2005
mugGet the Ellymug.