Richter Ass's definitions

Chicago Tune Up

A well deserved beat down for the actions of being a dipshit or dumbass. Also, for being a snitch, narc or for ripping someone off.

That motherfucker driving buy our house with his loud car at 2:00AM is gonna get himself a Chicago Tune Up in a bad way.

That piece of shit Tom is headed for a Chicago Tune Up after ripping me off like that. He’s gonna be picking up him own teeth with broken fingers.

by Richter Ass October 10, 2021

Cuntified my dong

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.

I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.

by Richter ass June 29, 2011

Hardware store treatment

This is where you pull out your tool, nut and bolt.

The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.

I gave Kelli the hardware store treatment last night, she was just wiping my load off, and I was already out the door!

by Richter Ass December 13, 2023

Wimpotence

When you’re gang banging a chick and a guy can’t keep his erection, usually from stage freight.

Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.

Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.

Me and the guys were pulling a train on Kellie's asshole and cunt but Craig came up with a case of wimpotence when it was his turn to hammer it in. He’s such a fag.

Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!

by Richter Ass November 8, 2019

AWOG

Average weight of old girlfriends. It’s a simple value that’s used to measure your old girlfriends against that of others, when comparing conquests.

Mike thinks he’s such a ladies man, but his AWOG is well over 180, so he’s got nothing to brag about!

John picked up that hog last night and blew his AWOG! He’s gonna need some 95 pounders to bring it back in check!

by Richter Ass October 22, 2023

Gravel truck

The act of pulling your cock out while fucking and dumping your load, like a gravel truck.

I was hammering Kellie's cunt last night and at the last second, I gravel trucked her right on her back and ass.

Kay was sucking my dick and I gravel trucked her face by surprise.

by Richter Ass November 8, 2019

Pipe job

When someone loses their shit, or goes off the rails. Much like a crackhead would do.

We were in a normal conversation and all of the sudden, Julie goes from zero to pipe job in 2 seconds flat!

by Richter Ass November 8, 2019