The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.
"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.
Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.
Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.
by Richter ass June 29, 2011
Basically, a copycat motorcycle made to look like a Harley. Japanese V-twin cruisers are the most common. "Narley" is short for "Not-Harley". Another derivative is Farley, which is Fake-Harley.
This weekend on the bike run, I saw a bunch of posers on their Narleys...they looked like newbs in their crispy leather.
by Richter Ass October 08, 2013
Average weight of old girlfriends. It’s a simple value that’s used to measure your old girlfriends against that of others, when comparing conquests.
Mike thinks he’s such a ladies man, but his AWOG is well over 180, so he’s got nothing to brag about!
John picked up that hog last night and blew his AWOG! He’s gonna need some 95 pounders to bring it back in check!
John picked up that hog last night and blew his AWOG! He’s gonna need some 95 pounders to bring it back in check!
by Richter Ass October 22, 2023
We were in a normal conversation and all of the sudden, Julie goes from zero to pipe job in 2 seconds flat!
by Richter Ass November 08, 2019
When you’re gang banging a chick and a guy can’t keep his erection, usually from stage freight.
Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.
Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.
Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.
Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.
Me and the guys were pulling a train on Kellie's asshole and cunt but Craig came up with a case of wimpotence when it was his turn to hammer it in. He’s such a fag.
Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!
Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!
by Richter Ass November 08, 2019
A person who spends money in leu of actual experience or skill, involving an activity, sport or lifestyle. The guy who buys all the latest ski gear, but can’t get off the bunny hill. The self proclaimed “biker”, who had all the latest gadgets, but has no real riding experience.
by Richter Ass June 22, 2024
It’s a basic definition of the sexual attractiveness of a female. The higher the number, the greater the desire to bury bones in that backyard.
Kellie was looking exceptionally slutty last night, she had a bone factor of 10 going!
If Jennifer would have quit with those cigarettes, her bone factor would go from 5 to 10!
If Jennifer would have quit with those cigarettes, her bone factor would go from 5 to 10!
by Richter Ass October 22, 2023