hoodless cobra

A circumcised penis.

Janis is great, she loves the hoodless cobra.

by Richie Pimental November 12, 2009

pokemon kid

These are kids who's social life in elementary school revolved around pokemon i.e. trading pokemon cards etc. Once in middle school they continued because they are lagging behind in maturity. It is also a politically correct way of calling a kid a nerd in middle school.

John is such a pokemon kid, he wore a dinosaur tee shirt to the sixth grade social.

by Richie Pimental April 23, 2008

fa douche

fucking douche

Dude you cut me off, Fa douche !!

by Richie Pimental February 11, 2009

Jafaican

When some one is trying act getto or gangsta but with a jamaican bent.

"Tom has had his hair in dreads for months now". "Yea, he is Jafaican".

by Richie Pimental March 11, 2009

lick a lot o puss

A lesbian dinosaur.

"Kathy is the captain of her softball high school team". "Yea, I think she is a lick a lot o puss".

by Richie Pimental February 11, 2009

its not a tumor

A girl is giving you head and gaging. You grab her hair and push her head down and say "its not a tumor"

Keep going baby, its not a tumor.

by Richie Pimental April 23, 2008

Spicy Pea

A 20 something female friend of a middle age guy. It is explicit that they are just friends. However, their is still some pimp'n going on, but just inside the line of good taste. He pays, she gets dressed up in big girl clothes, and they hand out in hot night clubs all weekend in NY, LA, Miami, Montreal to bump and grind.

"Hey spicy pea aint seen you in months. Lets goto da club with all our peeps and rip it up". "Sounds great daddy. Should I wear the CFM boots and skirt"?

by Richie Pimental February 11, 2009