Richie Pimental's definitions

supreme cockfidence

The single quality that makes any man highly attractive to women, clients, neighbors, retail clerks, arresting officers, babys. Most any objection a women would have to making a man her own can be overcome with supreme cockfidence including his looks or size of bank account.

I have worked for years to write the fear out of my script. I have supreme cockfidence. That is why I close every deal I work on.

by Richie Pimental October 27, 2010

hoodless cobra

A circumcised penis.

Janis is great, she loves the hoodless cobra.

by Richie Pimental November 12, 2009

Dunk and Go Fart

A morning coffee break followed by a big shit. The coffee break is preferably at Duncan Donuts.

"Lets Dunk and Go Fart." "Na, I already had my coffee this morning."

by Richie Pimental March 15, 2009

Obama Dollars

Borrowed stimulus dollars, pumped into the economy by the Obama administration, that predatory institutions, companies and individuals are eyeing like a piece of rare steak. The institutions, companies and individuals that caused the global economic melt down are changing their focus to benefit from these Obama Dollars.

"My job in finance evaporated when the regulators came into Merrill Lynch and found out just how greedy and predatory we had been over the last decade. Its no problem, I safely invested my bonus money over the last three years because I knew the game would be over soon. I am going to take that money and start a company which will capitalize on Obama Dollars. Maybe something in the energy field. Once I meet with my Rep and Senator I will let you know the best area to move the money into".

by Richie Pimental March 13, 2009

Jafaican

When some one is trying act getto or gangsta but with a jamaican bent.

"Tom has had his hair in dreads for months now". "Yea, he is Jafaican".

by Richie Pimental March 11, 2009

Spicy Pea

A 20 something female friend of a middle age guy. It is explicit that they are just friends. However, their is still some pimp'n going on, but just inside the line of good taste. He pays, she gets dressed up in big girl clothes, and they hand out in hot night clubs all weekend in NY, LA, Miami, Montreal to bump and grind.

"Hey spicy pea aint seen you in months. Lets goto da club with all our peeps and rip it up". "Sounds great daddy. Should I wear the CFM boots and skirt"?

by Richie Pimental February 11, 2009

hoodsie

A hot girl that is much younger than the middle age guy she is dating.

"Man, nadia is so fine". "Whats you problem dude, you like all those hoodsies. You got to date girls your own age".

by Richie Pimental February 11, 2009