Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Richard Penis

Throw another log on the fire

When you've clogged the toilet with shit and you have to shit again before you successfully clear the first clog

I know we haven't been able to flush that toilet in days but I'm about to throw another log on the fire

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Man, when I first started buying from Angelo he was so friendly and on point but lately hes turned into a real florist grump

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Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity

Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno

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When you fondly remember that one time picking your nose

Today when I did my morning pick I felt a deep nostralgia as my boogers reminded me of my first apartment away from home

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