Varnishing the door

When you fuck a chick then cum all over labia majora then spread it all over it, let it dry producing a high gloss finish. This can be done after “staining the door “ or with no staining at all... leaving a natural color

My girl and I are planning on varnishing the door this evening.

by Richard Dangles January 24, 2020

Staining the door

When you fuck a chick in the ass, then pull your shit stained dick out and fuck her pussy creating a nice burnished walnut coloring on her labia majora.

I’m staining the door tonight with my girl, but I’m not going to varnish the door until tomorrow

by Richard Dangles January 22, 2020

Spray foaming

Jerking off anywhere in your house, and the cumshot proceeds to hit the ceiling.

What are you up to honey.

Oh just sitting at home in the living room getting ready to do some spray foaming.

Oh honey I’m proud of you for finally doing some house work.

Yes. That’s what I’m doing. Making you proud.

by Richard Dangles August 02, 2020

bro yogurt

Bro Yogurt or "BroYo" is when multiple loads are deposited in the same orifice creating a creamy yogurt. The act Is known as BroYoging

“Dude I just ate a girl out and didn’t realize it was full of Bro Yogurt.”

“I’m sorry she asked for some hard BroYoging.”

by Richard Dangles March 29, 2022

Zammered

The combination of getting hammered on Zoom

I got Zammered last night with my pals, and relived our best "Mc and Dickin" stories

by Richard Dangles April 13, 2020

BroYo

The same as BroYogurt accept you’re on the coast so"BroYo" is when multiple loads are deposited in the same orifice creating a creamy yogurt. The act Is one as BroYoging

Sammy Sweetheart said the Snookie had a bunch of BroYo in her. Tasted like The Situation

by Richard Dangles March 29, 2022

Eh-ssouri

Pronounced “eh-sorry” it’s the 52nd state of the United States of America (formerly known as Canada).

* Eh-klahoma
* North Dakota 2.0
* Freezer-zona
* The United States of Maple Syrup
* Canadiafornia
* The Great White North (Dakota Territory)
* Sorry-gan
* Left-Coast Dakota
* The 52nd Problem

What will Canada be called when it becomes the 52nd state?

Eh-ssouri (pronounced eh-sorry)

by Richard Dangles February 15, 2025