Staining the door

When you fuck a chick in the ass, then pull your shit stained dick out and fuck her pussy creating a nice burnished walnut coloring on her labia majora.
I’m staining the door tonight with my girl, but I’m not going to varnish the door until tomorrow
by Richard Dangles January 22, 2020
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Eh-ssouri

Pronounced “eh-sorry” it’s the 52nd state of the United States of America (formerly known as Canada).

* Eh-klahoma
* North Dakota 2.0
* Freezer-zona
* The United States of Maple Syrup
* Canadiafornia
* The Great White North (Dakota Territory)
* Sorry-gan
* Left-Coast Dakota
* The 52nd Problem
What will Canada be called when it becomes the 52nd state?

Eh-ssouri (pronounced eh-sorry)
by Richard Dangles February 16, 2025
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D.B. Cooper

The DB Cooper is like the stranger except you do it on the airplane and wrap your hand under the armrest so you think your neighbor was doing it.
Dude, I sat next to Andre on the plane and when he saw me giving myself a D.B. Cooper, and said, "what the fuck man!" Then I skydived out of the airplane.
by Richard Dangles October 11, 2018
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Varnishing the door

When you fuck a chick then cum all over labia majora then spread it all over it, let it dry producing a high gloss finish. This can be done after “staining the door “ or with no staining at all... leaving a natural color
My girl and I are planning on varnishing the door this evening.
by Richard Dangles January 25, 2020
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Mc and Dickin

Mc and Dickin. Similar to Netflix and chilling but...It's when you meet at McDonald's order and eat a quarter pounder. Fuck in the parking lot, cum in the wrapper, and then walk into the restaurant and return the cum soaked wrapper and say, " this isn't what I ordered!" Slam it on the counter or throw it in the manager's face (hopefully exploding) and run out of the store screaming "you just got dicked!"
What did you do this weekend?

I met this scooter and we went Mc and Dickin.

How did it go. The wrapper prematurely opened and got the old lady in line. But we went back to my place and I gave her a Denver Omelette.
by Richard Dangles January 12, 2020
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bro yogurt

Bro Yogurt or "BroYo" is when multiple loads are deposited in the same orifice creating a creamy yogurt. The act Is known as BroYoging
“Dude I just ate a girl out and didn’t realize it was full of Bro Yogurt.”

I’m sorry she asked for some hard BroYoging.”
by Richard Dangles March 29, 2022
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Spray foaming

Jerking off anywhere in your house, and the cumshot proceeds to hit the ceiling.
What are you up to honey.

Oh just sitting at home in the living room getting ready to do some spray foaming.

Oh honey I’m proud of you for finally doing some house work.

Yes. That’s what I’m doing. Making you proud.
by Richard Dangles August 02, 2020
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