Richard Dangles's definitions

Staining the door

When you fuck a chick in the ass, then pull your shit stained dick out and fuck her pussy creating a nice burnished walnut coloring on her labia majora.

I’m staining the door tonight with my girl, but I’m not going to varnish the door until tomorrow

by Richard Dangles January 22, 2020

Spray foaming

Jerking off anywhere in your house, and the cumshot proceeds to hit the ceiling.

What are you up to honey.

Oh just sitting at home in the living room getting ready to do some spray foaming.

Oh honey I’m proud of you for finally doing some house work.

Yes. That’s what I’m doing. Making you proud.

by Richard Dangles August 2, 2020

Varnishing the door

When you fuck a chick then cum all over labia majora then spread it all over it, let it dry producing a high gloss finish. This can be done after “staining the door “ or with no staining at all... leaving a natural color

My girl and I are planning on varnishing the door this evening.

by Richard Dangles January 24, 2020

Warm funnel cake

It really can’t be defined but you know it when you feel it. Some say it’s when a man decides to pull out and cum between your buttcheeks and them they offer if you want confectioner sugar sifted on your ass.

Have you ever had a warm funnel cake?

by Richard Dangles August 31, 2022

Gay Joe Buck

The dude who has to jerk it in the background while his girl gets Eiffel Towered by you and your buddy Schug

Mr Sizer was happy to become Gay Joe Buck when Becca became drunk at the station

by Richard Dangles October 27, 2020

bro yogurt

Bro Yogurt or "BroYo" is when multiple loads are deposited in the same orifice creating a creamy yogurt. The act Is known as BroYoging

“Dude I just ate a girl out and didn’t realize it was full of Bro Yogurt.”

“I’m sorry she asked for some hard BroYoging.”

by Richard Dangles March 29, 2022

Mc and Dickin

Mc and Dickin. Similar to Netflix and chilling but...It's when you meet at McDonald's order and eat a quarter pounder. Fuck in the parking lot, cum in the wrapper, and then walk into the restaurant and return the cum soaked wrapper and say, " this isn't what I ordered!" Slam it on the counter or throw it in the manager's face (hopefully exploding) and run out of the store screaming "you just got dicked!"

What did you do this weekend?

I met this scooter and we went Mc and Dickin.

How did it go. The wrapper prematurely opened and got the old lady in line. But we went back to my place and I gave her a Denver Omelette.

by Richard Dangles January 12, 2020