Definitions by Richard Cranium

Polish hurricane 

When a girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart in her mouth. She gets both surprised and angry and blows it back in your face.

Janet gave me a polish hurricane because i just about blew mud in her mouth.

Polish hurricane by Richard Cranium August 25, 2015

throwing the root 

The action of root throwing, as in sex.

I took her out back and throwed her my root. Throwing the root.

throwing the root by Richard cranium December 27, 2013

Disco Dick 

Sexual maneuver popularized in a porn movie when "The Sheik" is leaning back, relaxing whille one of his harem is vigorously working his schlong, grinding her hips up and down on it.

Said The Sheik (with a strong, but obviously faked Arab accent)... "aaah, yes, work it... work it baby... yes, that's it... dance on my dick... disco dick..."

Disco Dick by Richard Cranium October 28, 2004

bozas 

baddest mofo in the valley

watch out .... bozas is coming

bozas by richard cranium May 17, 2004

most extreme elimination challenge 

A totally off the wall game show thats as funny as watching a one legged dog at a fire hydrant. INDEED!! Right you are Kenny. The funniest game show i've ever seen. Not the smartest show, but the funniest!!

During a couples show, the male swings from a rope over a small pond and has to make his body stick to a wall (the wall looks like a window with curtains)directly accross said pond. He wears a velcro suit i assume. As he prepares his wife shouts to him " Keep it between the pink curtains honey!" Hysterical..

most extreme elimination challenge by Richard Cranium January 15, 2004

Shtu-Barnes 

adjective: stupid; without thinking

Noun: Idiot

Adjective: That comment was Shtu-Barnes

Noun: Shut up Shtu-Barnes

Shtu-Barnes by Richard Cranium June 25, 2003

dick doo 

When Your belly hang out farther than your dick do.

Bitch cant even give him head he has dick doo.

dick doo by Richard Cranium March 8, 2003