Richard Black's definitions

numbnut

A retarted male who has been castrated so that he will not rape a girl and produce another retard.

The parents of the retarded boy decided to have him castrated when he was seen humping a dog. He is now a numbnut.

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

child support

n. Money garnisheed from a father's salary check to help support his children.

Kiersten was so excited to see Tyrone with a child support check (the first in six months), she decided do him a favor and go to bed with him, only to find out later he had impregnated her again.

by Richard Black May 6, 2005

role playing

Acting a role that is not your usual way of life.

When Tyrone and Chris got together, they played master and slave. Tyrone kept Chris in chains, said nasty things to him, and in general abused him. Later, they had sex with Tyrone on top.

by Richard Black April 12, 2005

folding money

n. paper currency as opposed to coins. (Southern dialect).

Bubba was tired of all of that loose change in his pocket rubbing his leg so he want into the store and swapped it for folding money.

by Richard Black October 8, 2007

crisco

Lubricant used in fisting.

The bouncer at Joey's Bar where gays hung out always knew what Louie wanted since he always carried a three pound can of crisco with him.

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

bright nigga

Light skinned African American from a union of an interracial couple.

Shi'Teshia could have passed into white society because she was so bright in coloration, but her name gave her away.

by Richard Black March 17, 2005

Peter North load

So named for the porn star Peter North, whose loads spurt nine to ten times and can fill a measuring cup.

Joe strangled on a Peter North load from a sailor who had just finished six months at sea.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005