Definitions by Richard Black

spost 

One syllable that equals a long phrase with speakers in the American south: It is supposed to be.

Spost to rain all day today.

spost by Richard Black April 9, 2005

knock up

To implant semen in the womb for the purpose of uniting with an egg to form a fetus, therefore stopping menstruation and causing the body to expand as the fetus grows.

The purpose of Tyrone forcing sex on Brie Ann, the prom queen, was to knock up the queen and also to knock her off the throne and change her attitude. Brie Ann had been rubbing him the wrong way for months. Now she could think about this for years.

knock up by Richard Black April 7, 2005

cock worship 

To gaze adoringly at a male sex organ and tenderly touch and caress it in sensitive ways. (Can also be practiced by gays).

Brie Ann cradled Jerome's balls in her hands and stared at his throbbing cock. She licked his sac, flicked her tongue against his cock veins, twirled her tongue on his cockhead and backed off in a form of cock worship. She saw her saliva glisten on his black velvet skin. She glanced again adoringly before her white mouth engulfed his cockhead and she gave him a blowjob he'd remember for life.

cock worship by Richard Black April 7, 2005

blinker 

A light that flashes on and off; sometimes referring to directional turn signals on an automobile or the hazard lights.

Mary was driving so fast she didn't turn on her left turn blinker until she was just a few yards from the corner.

blinker by Richard Black April 3, 2005

blinders

Leather patch-like objects that keep a horse looking straight ahead and not making side glances.

Incorrectly referred to as blinkers.

The horse trotted right by the blazing house, not seeing anything except what was dead ahead.

blinders by Richard Black April 2, 2005

wanna 

Short for the question, "Do you want to?"

Tyrone was drunk was bounced from the bar. He was yelling to everybody he saw on the street,"Wanna fuck?"

wanna by Richard Black April 1, 2005

shitteree 

A nasty disagreement that could lead to dire consequences.

Since the Board of Directors is so divided, do you expect this to develop into a shitteree?

shitteree by Richard Black April 1, 2005