Richard Black's definitions

mountain oyster

Beef testicles battered and fried; considered gourmet dining in the American west even though they are tough and have gristles.

The Brown Derby parboils their mountain oyster dishes so they won't be so tough and hard to chew.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

peer pressure

n. intangible pressure to be the equal or better of your peers.

Masculine peer pressure in the ghetto neighborhoods of some black areas demands that a male be a father before he is sixteen. That is why Tyrone started have sex at eleven and fathered his first child at thirteen.

by Richard Black May 6, 2005

squirrel

Another name for a snatch or a bush.

LeRoy and Tyrone went under the grandstand at the game to see if they could shoot (see) some squirrels.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

premature ejaculation

Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.

"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"

by Richard Black August 18, 2006

sphincter

Circular muscle in the anus; can be developed in gay anal sex receivers to clamp down on the penis and give pleasure to the giver, often making them ejaculate, depending on the skill of the receiver.

Peter Goesinya always like to fuck Chuck because Chuck's sphincter muscle had been well trained and was always used at just the right time.

by Richard Black April 12, 2005

turdroller

Lazy person, shiftless.

Tyrone has a bad work ethic. He wouldn't even make a good roller in a turd factory.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

fallen off

v. used in the Deep South to describe someone who has lost weight by dieting.

My, how Sally has fallen off since she started going to Jenny Craig.

by Richard Black October 9, 2005