Richard Black's definitions

foundations

n. a term used widely until the 1970s to describe various women's undergarments such as girdles, bustles, corsets, etc. Girdles and corsets slimmed down the moderately obese lady who could tolerate them. Corsets also gave an hourglass figure to a thin person, such as Scarlett O'hara.

Mrs. Gottrocks went to the foundations department at Neiman Marcus to check out the lastest styles in girdles.

by Richard Black October 10, 2005

penetration

In sex the disappearence of the penis into the vaginal cavity and the rupturing the hymen.

Kiersten's examination in the ER showed that the source of her vaginal bleeding was penetration and the puncturing of the back wall of her vagina as the source of the blood. Kiersten spoke of falling on her bicycle handlebar, but the experienced personnel in the ER knew rape when they saw it. Who was the rider of the second bike that was found? Someone said Kiersten had been seen riding with Peter Goesinya.

by Richard Black March 25, 2005

intercourse

The penetration of the penis into the pelvic cavity, resulting in partners being pelvis to pelvis as in the missionary position with sexual organs being totally obscured by pubic hair.

Repetitions of this procedure are referred to as 'having sex,' 'fucking,' screwing, etc.

Rick had a bad habit of cumming upon entry with one simple penetration, leaving Marsha frustrated and resorting to masturbation for release.

by Richard Black March 24, 2005

tapioca cum

Cum that has little lumps of a clear crystal liquid.

Takeshia nearly strangled on Tyrone's tapioca cum when he unloaded on her tonsils.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

bang piece

n. a girl whose only usefulness is to get a guy off. The sex is for male relief and there is total lack of affection in the act.

When Brie Ann was cranky or otherwise wouldn't put out, there was always Sylvia, his bang piece.

by Richard Black June 10, 2005

Who be my daddy?

A phrase often directed by small black children to their unwed mother when they see an older black man with family, wife and children.

"Who my daddy? Who be my Daddy?" said little Quimquamquavia to her mother at the playground on the project's property.

"Hush, Quim, I'm tryin' to rememba. It's one out of ten, I am sure! It was at night, and I don't think I saw his face. We were playing a game at a party called pimp and ho; I was 11."

by Richard Black May 6, 2005

golden enema

With gays, relieving the bladder during anal intercourse.

Since Tyrone drank so much beer and liked bareback anal intercourse, he was great with a golden enema.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005