Definitions by Richard Black

tapioca cum 

Cum that has little lumps of a clear crystal liquid.

Takeshia nearly strangled on Tyrone's tapioca cum when he unloaded on her tonsils.

tapioca cum by Richard Black March 11, 2005

choad

A large, well defined turd with intestine lines and pieces of undigested peanuts.

Tyrone and Takeshia got out of the swimming pool fast when a large choad floated by.

choad by Richard Black March 11, 2005

mountain oyster

Beef testicles battered and fried; considered gourmet dining in the American west even though they are tough and have gristles.

The Brown Derby parboils their mountain oyster dishes so they won't be so tough and hard to chew.

mountain oyster by Richard Black March 11, 2005

squirrel 

Another name for a snatch or a bush.

LeRoy and Tyrone went under the grandstand at the game to see if they could shoot (see) some squirrels.

squirrel by Richard Black March 11, 2005

dillberry 

See dingleberry. A crust of dried human feces stuck on anal hair.

Denny Dimwit scrapped off a few dillberries, rolled them up, and flicked them at his fellow classmates.

dillberry by Richard Black March 11, 2005

hail Mary 

A last ditch effort.

With two seconds left on the game clock, Roger Staubauk threw a hail Mary pass to Drew Person, his fellow team mate, who caught the ball in the end zone to beat the Vikings.

hail Mary by Richard Black March 11, 2005

round tuit 

Finally, finding the time to accomplish something.

Mary had postponed seeing SAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES because she was not in the mood for a violent movie. But with all of the talk in the office, she finally got a round tuit.

round tuit by Richard Black March 11, 2005