Greenblatt

Noun. A person without common sense. A moron. Someone who shouldn't be in control because of his lack of common sense.

Example 1: That Greenblatt presented the teller with his ID before robbing the bank.

Example 2: A Greenblatt is running that network. Why else would they cancel that show.

by Richard January 05, 2005

Water Crotch

Invited by a user on a popular video sharing site, it describes people who dye their hair blue. It's similar to how people call redheads "fire crotches." Color of water = blue. Color of blue haired girls crotches = blue.

There's a whole lot of water crotches on Stickam

by Richard January 24, 2008

ah wah

Derogatory term used to express satisfaction in another’s misfortune.

Ah Wah! I especially like the bit where the fat man fell on his arse.

Person 1: I fell on my arse
Person 2: AH WAH!

by Richard May 23, 2004

Used on message boards (forums). If someone doesn't get that your post is a joke, follow up the post with </joke>.

Me: Arn't you smart.
Other Person: Really?
Me: </joke>

by Richard August 10, 2004

mashed

completely out of it, after excess alcohol or marijuana.

shit man, i was complete mashed last night..

by richard January 25, 2004

Releasing the hostages

To describe a man masturbating

"I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I'm releasing the hostages."

by Richard December 28, 2003

vix

mst funniest gyal eva 2 liv! no lie! n dam is she fit! na way , she taken bi me, she mi lil sxc bihatch hu wil do netink 4 me in bed, she as hot fantacies wit choc mud!! ladz das al im sayin! TRUS!! luv ya babez ur huni rich

gyal busts a jke - hun ur a vix!

by richard August 21, 2004