hook dick

when your penis while erect makes a hook shape because it leans to one side

girl, my man is like captian hook, in the pants that is.

by Rick March 12, 2003

eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed

well you are, just read it fast, you know?

Hey Adrian!...yeah you...read this "eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed!" No way, yeah, you really are!

by Rick May 18, 2004

Jami

The most beautiful, gorgeous, and stellar Princess in the universe. Brown hair, blue eyes and looks that could kill. With a personality to match. Make a wonderful mother, and the perfect wife.

I want Jami
I need Jami
I love Jami
There is only one Jami

by Rick July 05, 2004

kayf

Pleasure, serenity

I'm experiencing kayf

by rick December 03, 2003

Dick Skinner

The implements (one's hands) used to mastrubate with.

Keep your dick skinner's off my pie.

by Rick April 23, 2003

Burtox

A dirty old man who is attracted to Gwar

Is that Burtox trying to chat up the new gwar cheerdog?!?!?

by Rick November 18, 2003

pothead

Is NOT someone who smokes weed "regularly"!

Fuck you guys, I am NOT a pothead!

by Rick September 08, 2003