Buried Treasure

A stinky fart under the blankets set for your significant other to “find”.
Thanks Molly for the “buried treasure”—now open the window so I can breathe!
by ReyMon! October 12, 2019
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Textratary

A person who operates your handheld device while you are driving or otherwise incapacitated.
My girl Nena is my Textratary when we go on road trips. She's awesome! I can keep up with all my texts while I'm driving! I love multitasking!
by ReyMon! October 29, 2010
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facebook friend stealer

A person on facebook who goes to ALL your friends and befriends them. You notice this when suddenly he or she has 36 friends in common and you don't even know the person!
I noticed that Matthew stole all my buds on facebook what a facebook friend stealer and asshole.
by ReyMon! March 10, 2011
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Birkensock

Those goofy folks who wear socks with sandals of all persuasions. Even in the dead of winter--so lame! The ones who wear thermal socks with their sandals are the most lame asses!
Hey look at that hippie chick she's so birkensock today! Man I don't now how she's walking through the snow like that?
by ReyMon! October 29, 2010
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Ultra-Moxie

A person who really puts themselves out to the world—no hiding their light under a bushel! Someone who finds opportunity and success easily using their natural talents and abilities.
Hey Cam has ultra-moxie after securing us free tickets and dinner for four of us at that new restaurant—and for free even!
by ReyMon! October 12, 2019
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Flyaway Fart

A release of a stink that makes (a) you almost feel like you are lifting off, (b) you want to get out of the room, (c) others who experience this mighty flatulence need to evacuate, hence flyaway and fast.
Boy, oh boy, Bruce, let one of those flyaway farts fly at work today, and the whole office suddenly went on a coffee break in the cafe!
by ReyMon! July 07, 2024
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sexmate

A partner-in-sex. A mate distinctly only for sex. A fuck-buddy.
Sabrina: Why are you hitting on me you have a girlfriend asshole!
Me: Sabrina she's not my girlfriend! She's my sexmate!
by ReyMon! November 22, 2010
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