Where some guys exhume a recently dead person's stomache and then fuck it
After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce
After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce
Guy 1: 'I Invited some guys over to watch die hard on saturday night, instead we ended up giving my neighbour our haggis surprise'
Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'
Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'
by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009
Get the Haggis Surprisemug. The act of defecating as a performance or art. A highly valued skill, it is necessary to be able to shit on demand, producing interesting shapes, large quantities or to fire huge distances
Famous examples include Walther Beaverwich the trapeez artist who could perform amazing somersaults while firing shit all over the audience
For further examples see Albanian Roulette Albanian Sausage Factory} Hamburg Oil Spill ALbanian baby Shower Haggis Surprise Bulgarian Carpet Bomb and Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash
Famous examples include Walther Beaverwich the trapeez artist who could perform amazing somersaults while firing shit all over the audience
For further examples see Albanian Roulette Albanian Sausage Factory} Hamburg Oil Spill ALbanian baby Shower Haggis Surprise Bulgarian Carpet Bomb and Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash
Guy 1: Dude this gathering is so lame, bail?
Guy 2: Dont fret chum, I am an ace in the art of stunt shitting, and right now i'm cooking up a huge liquid steamer to fire
Guy 1: Man alive this is gonna be awesome, maybe ill even get caught in the spary!!
Guy 2: Dont fret chum, I am an ace in the art of stunt shitting, and right now i'm cooking up a huge liquid steamer to fire
Guy 1: Man alive this is gonna be awesome, maybe ill even get caught in the spary!!
by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009
Get the Stunt Shittingmug. 1. The Tragic glaswegian zeppelin crash of 1956 where hundreds of people died horrifically
2. Where group of guys shit repeatedly into the mouth, noses and ears of each other, cover each other with their hot sticky man sauce and lick each other clean
2. Where group of guys shit repeatedly into the mouth, noses and ears of each other, cover each other with their hot sticky man sauce and lick each other clean
1 "Today we will remember the sad demise of so many people in a horrific accident, may they be remembered forever in the Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash"
2. Guy 1 "Today we will remember the sad demise of so many people in a horrific accident may they be rememberd forever after their Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash"
Guy 2 " Man after 17 hours of shitting and wanking over each other they didn't stand a chance, god bless them and their liquidy goodness"
2. Guy 1 "Today we will remember the sad demise of so many people in a horrific accident may they be rememberd forever after their Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash"
Guy 2 " Man after 17 hours of shitting and wanking over each other they didn't stand a chance, god bless them and their liquidy goodness"
by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009
Get the Glaswegian Zeppelin Crashmug. One person is designated as 'The rain catcher' several others position themselves on the roof of a house, they then begin to urinate from the roof as the rain catcher attmepts to catch all the urine in his mouth.
When they are finished, if it is deemed the rain catcher has not caught enough rain a high pressure hose will fire watery liquid shit over his or her face and into his or her mouth
When they are finished, if it is deemed the rain catcher has not caught enough rain a high pressure hose will fire watery liquid shit over his or her face and into his or her mouth
Guy 1: Hey man are you still ill
Guy 2: Yeah, I cant believe i missed Kirby's party, was it any good
Guy 1: Well after we kicked waters out we all had a game of Catalonian Rain Catcher
Guy 2: Fuck no way, I love that shit, especially when all thje liquidy shit hits my face
Guy 1: Man Si forced us to let im be the rain catcher so it wasn't that great
Guy 2: Yeah, I cant believe i missed Kirby's party, was it any good
Guy 1: Well after we kicked waters out we all had a game of Catalonian Rain Catcher
Guy 2: Fuck no way, I love that shit, especially when all thje liquidy shit hits my face
Guy 1: Man Si forced us to let im be the rain catcher so it wasn't that great
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
Get the Catalonian Rain Catchermug. A town in florida is chosen after an olympics committe style choosing process.
The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant
The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town
People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit
At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one
Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant
The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town
People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit
At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one
Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
Man 1: yeehaaaa
Girl 1: Whats that smell
Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe
Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
Girl 1: Whats that smell
Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe
Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
Get the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event)mug. Guy 1: Hey buddy wanna watch Shrek 2 tonight
Guy 2: Sorry man I'm thinking of visiting the emporium of sexual depravity
Guy 1: Righteous dude can I come too
Guy 2: Yeah sure bro, lord knows I could use some scumpany
Guy 2: Sorry man I'm thinking of visiting the emporium of sexual depravity
Guy 1: Righteous dude can I come too
Guy 2: Yeah sure bro, lord knows I could use some scumpany
by Reverend Pope November 07, 2010
Get the Scumpanymug. Yo Dude did you get invited to Gibbs party?
No man, but i'm gonna take a load of laxative, sneak into the rafters then give them all a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb
Woah Dude Rightgeous
No man, but i'm gonna take a load of laxative, sneak into the rafters then give them all a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb
Woah Dude Rightgeous
by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009
Get the Bulgarian Carpet Bombmug.