Reverend Pope's definitions

Bulgarian Carpet Bomb

When a guy from a great height takes a watery shit all over a load of people partying

Yo Dude did you get invited to Gibbs party?

No man, but i'm gonna take a load of laxative, sneak into the rafters then give them all a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb

Woah Dude Rightgeous

by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009

Scumpany

The companionship of vile and degenerate individuals.

Guy 1: Hey buddy wanna watch Shrek 2 tonight
Guy 2: Sorry man I'm thinking of visiting the emporium of sexual depravity
Guy 1: Righteous dude can I come too
Guy 2: Yeah sure bro, lord knows I could use some scumpany

by Reverend Pope November 7, 2010

Freelance Cock

When someone doesn't get any action for so long that they're penis is at anyones disposale, they will ahve sex with anyone

Yo Chris Hunt how's it going with the ladeez?

Man this shit wack i haven't got laid for so long I've now got a freelance cock

by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009

Catalonian Sausage Factory

A group of guys set up a conveyor belt and defecate on it, preferably with big liquidy shits, they then tie their penis' to the belt so they become covered in the shit, they guy whose cock seems least covered in shit has to suck all the other guys off and clean their cocks of shit, then has the conveyor belt re-routed so all the shit falls into his mouth.

Girl 1: Si your mouth tastes really weird today, I dont want to kiss you any more

Guy 1: Sorry Anisha me and the boys set up an Catalonian Sausage Factory last night, and my cock is so small I couldnt get it fully covered in shit

Girl 1: What the fuck thats sick, i'm dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to

Guy 1: Shit man, if only I hadnt agreed ot that Catalonian Sausage Factory... What am i saying, its the best fucking thign ever

by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009

Maltese Mud Cannon

A sexual practice involving usually two males, one male shoves a battery in and our of his japs eye a few times then begins to masterbate, the second takes a shit into the first guys engorged uretha. the first man continues to masterbate and jizzes out shitty man semen into the mouth of the first

Edward: Yo ek you horny?

Ek: I kinda really need a shit

Edward: Im so horny, hows about a Maltese Mud Cannon

Ek: Oh my god, that is almost the best idea ever, im desperate to slurp up the slippery shit

by Reverend Pope May 27, 2010

Chocolate Cheese Toasty

A guy shits into a girls vagina, then quickly slips his cock in and fucks her until he jisms into her cunt, then he gets down and tucks into the delicious chocolate-cheese toasty he has created

Bailey: Gee Veronica not only do I really need a shit, am desperately horny, but I'm hungry as hell as well

Veronica: Dont worry Bailey, how about we cook up a sumptuous chocolate cheese toasty

Bailey: Oh wow, what an idea, they're my favourite

by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009

Chocolate Toothbrush

A common act between gay males, when one man's rectum is full of shit the other pummels his anus with his dick, thus getting it covered in chocolate. The first man then kneels down and brushes his teeth with his new chocolate tooth brush

Elliott: Damn man I forgot to bring my toothbrush to this man only sleepover

Robbie: Dont worry Kingy wait till you need to shit then I'll give you a chocolate toothbrush

Elliott: Thanks mate, I love it when you slam into my arse

by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009