Definitions by Reverend Gibs

Cooter Nail

When one fingers an extra zesty pastrami chalupa and neglects to wash the cheesy residue from under their finger nail. What you are left with is called the cooter nail.

I'll meet you at church, I have to go home and clean up. I ran out on that butter-face I was with last night so fast it left me with a cooter nail or two.

Cooter Nail by Reverend Gibs May 2, 2024

The Tron 

The area between your balls and your asshole. A world between worlds commonly referred to as your taint or ABC ( Ass Ball Connection ).

In high-school I got kicked so hard in the Tron while playing soccer I cried for an hour and threw up.

The Tron by Reverend Gibs May 1, 2024

Mullet Cooter Cruiser 

A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.

The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.

Mullet Cooter Cruiser by Reverend Gibs May 1, 2024

Seat Snarf 

A person who goes to bicycle races for the sole purpose of sniffing the bike seats.

Be careful with thay James guy. I hear he's a seat snarf.

Seat Snarf by Reverend Gibs June 11, 2023

clunge muffin 

Smearing a bran muffin between a pair of ripe pussy lips, prefferably ones that smell of urine and cabbage.

I gave the waitress at the diner a clunge muffin last Friday and she put it back in the display case.

clunge muffin by Reverend Gibs May 26, 2021

inverted gandalf 

When a Bearded man stands his woman on he hands with her ass facing him and when he eats her pussy his beard tickles her asshole.

" I need to go buy some shampoo. Anna and I did the Inverted Gandalf Last night after Burritos."

inverted gandalf by Reverend Gibs May 20, 2020