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hardcap

n. The tightly packed, rabbit pellet like ball of fecal matter that gathers at the bottom of the intestines when a person is constipated. Often difficult and painful to pass.
After eating all that cheese, it took me half an hour just to shit out the hardcap.
by Resedo August 12, 2009
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impaction

A fecal impaction is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea. Slang synonym - hardcap.
My impaction was so bad I had to see a doctor to have it removed.
by Resedo August 12, 2009
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buttplug

A buttplug is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea.
That buttplug caused me considerable discomfort until I was finally able to pass it.
by Resedo August 12, 2009
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rectal blockage

n. A rectal blockage is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea.
I had a rectal blockage for a week and finally had to seek professional help to have it removed. No more cheese for me!
by Resedo August 12, 2009
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oniunt

(Pronounced un-yunt)

n. A vagina that has a distinctly onion like scent.
She expected me to eat that oniunt. I said no fucking way,go clean that thing first!
by Resedo August 12, 2009
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miguelbass

Portuguese musician who gained legendary cult status for his renditions of Chris Squire bass lines posted on YouTube. Extremely talented multi-instrumentalist and all around nice guy.
Miguelbass' version of Yes' "I'm Running" kicked major ass!
by Resedo January 1, 2010
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