buttplug

A buttplug is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea.
That buttplug caused me considerable discomfort until I was finally able to pass it.
by Resedo August 12, 2009
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rectal blockage

n. A rectal blockage is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea.
I had a rectal blockage for a week and finally had to seek professional help to have it removed. No more cheese for me!
by Resedo August 12, 2009
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klavust

n. A grouchy old seaman of higher rank, decrepit and impaired from many hard years at sea.
I saw that old klavust out on the wharf reprimanding some poor, young stevedore yesterday.
by Resedo July 24, 2009
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hardcap

n. The tightly packed, rabbit pellet like ball of fecal matter that gathers at the bottom of the intestines when a person is constipated. Often difficult and painful to pass.
After eating all that cheese, it took me half an hour just to shit out the hardcap.
by Resedo August 12, 2009
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Colonel Angus

A comedy skit featured on the television show Saturday Night Live that gained notoriety due to its use of ribald word play. The skit, which aired live on February 22, 2003 in SNL's 28th season, featured the show's guest host Christopher Walken as the namesake Civil War hero Colonel Ennol Angus. Written by Tina Fey.
I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus. He rubs me the wrong way. Not sure why. Can't put my finger on it.
by Resedo August 06, 2009
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Chris Squire

Legendary bassist for the English progressive rock band Yes. Highly influential to a whole generation of bass guitarists,he remains one of the most original and exciting musicians of our time.
I loved Chris Squire's extended bass solo "The Fish" from Yes' live album "Yessongs"!
by Resedo August 04, 2009
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