Resedo's definitions

vulvaslurpus

The oral stimulation of a woman's vagina ; cunilingus.

Before we fuck, she always expects me to engage in a long session of vulvaslurpus.

by Resedo August 6, 2009

Homeresque

In the style or manner of, or resembling the lamebrained antics of Homer Jay Simpson. Clumsy, ignorant and prone to sudden bouts of rage.

His homeresque behavior makes Tim quite unpopular at work, but he sure was the life of the party last night!

by Resedo August 4, 2009

rectal blockage

n. A rectal blockage is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea.

I had a rectal blockage for a week and finally had to seek professional help to have it removed. No more cheese for me!

by Resedo August 12, 2009

Eden

High end bass amplification and speaker cabinet manufacturer since 1976. Now a subsidiary of U.S. Music Corp. Endorsed by many of the top names in the bass world. Company slogan - Never Compromise!

The Eden WT-800 amplifier used in conjunction with a couple of D410XLT cabinets is an incredibly powerful,full sounding bass rig!

by Resedo August 4, 2009

klavust

n. A grouchy old seaman of higher rank, decrepit and impaired from many hard years at sea.

I saw that old klavust out on the wharf reprimanding some poor, young stevedore yesterday.

by Resedo July 24, 2009

impaction

A fecal impaction is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea. Slang synonym - hardcap.

My impaction was so bad I had to see a doctor to have it removed.

by Resedo August 12, 2009