Resedo's definitions

klavust

n. A grouchy old seaman of higher rank, decrepit and impaired from many hard years at sea.

I saw that old klavust out on the wharf reprimanding some poor, young stevedore yesterday.

by Resedo July 24, 2009

impaction

A fecal impaction is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea. Slang synonym - hardcap.

My impaction was so bad I had to see a doctor to have it removed.

by Resedo August 12, 2009

oniunt

(Pronounced un-yunt)

n. A vagina that has a distinctly onion like scent.

She expected me to eat that oniunt. I said no fucking way,go clean that thing first!

by Resedo August 12, 2009

miguelbass

Portuguese musician who gained legendary cult status for his renditions of Chris Squire bass lines posted on YouTube. Extremely talented multi-instrumentalist and all around nice guy.

Miguelbass' version of Yes' "I'm Running" kicked major ass!

by Resedo January 1, 2010

rectal blockage

n. A rectal blockage is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea.

I had a rectal blockage for a week and finally had to seek professional help to have it removed. No more cheese for me!

by Resedo August 12, 2009

vulvaslurpus

The oral stimulation of a woman's vagina ; cunilingus.

Before we fuck, she always expects me to engage in a long session of vulvaslurpus.

by Resedo August 6, 2009