ResearcherOG_Mike's definitions
Tired but stoned, a condition that effects those who love THC and burn one either late at night or after activities that wear them out. A condition that appears when a person has inhaled so much cannabis it has made them tired.
by ResearcherOG_Mike March 23, 2024
Get the Stiredmug. Those bud was so strong, I'm cannabinated. Let's get cannabinated, man. Those two hippies got me all cannabinated on their stash.
by ResearcherOG_Mike November 21, 2022
Get the Cannabinatedmug. Mike Robinson's shorthand for the Endocannabinoid System - a bodywide control network that keeps every other system in balance by sensing stress, shifting set points, and restoring stability in real time.
What it is: Receptors like CB1 and CB2, endocannabinoids like anandamide and 2-AG, and enzymes like FAAH and MAGL that make and break them down.
What it does: Tunes neurotransmitters, calms inflammation, guides pain signaling, shapes mood and sleep, steadies appetite and metabolism, supports gut motility and immune tone, and fosters neuroplasticity.
How it works: Endocannabinoids are made on demand, act locally, then get cleared quickly - a tight feedback loop that prevents overreaction and brings systems back to baseline.
Where it lives: Brain and nerves, immune cells, gut, skin, bones, reproductive organs - nearly everywhere you look.
Call it The Master Regulator because it coordinates the rest - nervous, immune, endocrine, and more - so the whole body can adapt, recover, and stay balanced.
What it is: Receptors like CB1 and CB2, endocannabinoids like anandamide and 2-AG, and enzymes like FAAH and MAGL that make and break them down.
What it does: Tunes neurotransmitters, calms inflammation, guides pain signaling, shapes mood and sleep, steadies appetite and metabolism, supports gut motility and immune tone, and fosters neuroplasticity.
How it works: Endocannabinoids are made on demand, act locally, then get cleared quickly - a tight feedback loop that prevents overreaction and brings systems back to baseline.
Where it lives: Brain and nerves, immune cells, gut, skin, bones, reproductive organs - nearly everywhere you look.
Call it The Master Regulator because it coordinates the rest - nervous, immune, endocrine, and more - so the whole body can adapt, recover, and stay balanced.
"The Master Regulator fine-tunes how your brain, immune system, and hormones communicate so your body can adapt to stress and recover faster."
"Cannabinoids speak the language of The Master Regulator, nudging it to restore balance in ways pharmaceuticals can’t replicate."
"Cannabinoids speak the language of The Master Regulator, nudging it to restore balance in ways pharmaceuticals can’t replicate."
by ResearcherOG_Mike August 11, 2025
Get the Master Regulatormug. Anything related to cannabis that has heavy terpenes in it or a distinguishable taste of them. The feeling of having terpenes on your tastebuds
by ResearcherOG_Mike November 21, 2022
Get the Terpinatedmug. Someone who bogarts the joint uses all the dabs or smokes the stash up before everyone else can get some. A Terminator of your Cannabis Stash, it can even be a Cat.
That guy is such a cannabinator, if you smoke a joint with him make sure it's half gone before you pass it. Don't leave them alone with your stash, they're cannabinators (pl). My Dog just went cannabinator on me
by ResearcherOG_Mike November 21, 2022
Get the Cannabinatormug. A type of Cancer that the world at large has; every one that doesn't have stages 0-4 may be subject to this. When an individual displays evidence of Stage 5 Cancer, they are judgmental, stare at people because they are different, and treat people with fewer people who're not the same as them. Generally, this treatment involves a proctologist, scuba gear, and a bong. Stage 5 Cancer is survivable and may be curable with the ingestion and inhalation of mass cannabinoids and possible psychotherapy, although a punch in the nose has also been reported as a cure. Special Note: Those with Stage 0-4 Cancers should see their Oncologist.
"Wow, that lady who called me fat must have some type of Stage 5 Cancer, I hope she gets treated before she infects others with that foul and obnoxious behavior."
by ResearcherOG_Mike January 30, 2023
Get the STAGE 5 Cancermug. The most incredible version of Bougie possible and is generally reserved for those that have the initials OG after their name or those that engage in the finest of top-shelf cannabis. This term also describes skateboarders, roller skaters, and other athletes that are way too cool to be categorized as Bougie, as well as items, stores, and other products that are used by Coulgie people.
"I just went to that new Coulgie coffee shop, it's where all the local hipsters hang out"
"Check out her Jacket, she bought it at the Coulgie store that just opened up."
"That dude is beyond Coulgie; check out that brand new Skateboard he's on."
"I'm headed towards the beach, where all the Coulgie people are"
"Whoa, this preroll is coulgie"
"Check out her Jacket, she bought it at the Coulgie store that just opened up."
"That dude is beyond Coulgie; check out that brand new Skateboard he's on."
"I'm headed towards the beach, where all the Coulgie people are"
"Whoa, this preroll is coulgie"
by ResearcherOG_Mike February 21, 2023
Get the Coulgiemug.