Danwich

When a man or woman has a threesome with two guys named Dan.

Ryan wanted to be the meat in a Danwich so badly he proposed to two men named Dan.

by Repressed Humor Issues August 25, 2025

sopping buns

When the toilet water splashes on your butthole and the clench squeezes the water up your butthole.

I had a turdzilla moment and ended up with a case of sopping buns.

by Repressed Humor Issues July 18, 2024

throat sweat

The moisture that builds in the back of your throat when you image eating a food that is disgusting.

That tapioca pudding is giving me throat sweat..... Where's the puke bucket?

by Repressed Humor Issues January 09, 2024

bridgerton warfare

When you hate Bridgerton but your spouse wants to watch it with you and you can't ignore it because your brain won't let you not point out how bad it is.

My wife had control of the remote last night and totally Bridgerton Warfare-d me.

by Repressed Humor Issues July 18, 2024