sopping buns

When the toilet water splashes on your butthole and the clench squeezes the water up your butthole.

I had a turdzilla moment and ended up with a case of sopping buns.

by Repressed Humor Issues July 19, 2024

Yolanda

The name you yell in the bar at the woman who's name you've forgotten but are too drunk to stop mid-greeting.

Hi, I'm Ryan. You must be Yolanda!

No, my name is Tracy.
Are you sure it's not Yolanda?

by Repressed Humor Issues November 27, 2024

liquid gorilla fun

When a very hairy male gets naked so that they can masturbate.

Dammit Jerry, can't you have you liquid gorilla fun at your own home?

by Repressed Humor Issues November 08, 2024

bridgerton warfare

When you hate Bridgerton but your spouse wants to watch it with you and you can't ignore it because your brain won't let you not point out how bad it is.

My wife had control of the remote last night and totally Bridgerton Warfare-d me.

by Repressed Humor Issues July 19, 2024

Lube Limit

The point where any adventure of any kind requires lube to continue.

Ryan thought his male stripper days were over... he hit the lube limit.

by Repressed Humor Issues November 27, 2024

throat sweat

The moisture that builds in the back of your throat when you image eating a food that is disgusting.

That tapioca pudding is giving me throat sweat..... Where's the puke bucket?

by Repressed Humor Issues January 09, 2024

Cheeto-Bating

When your love for porn and your love for Cheetos mix.

I caught Ryan Cheeto-bating again.... and he made some raunch dressing.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 07, 2025