Definitions by Repressed Humor Issues

Fuck Sponge

The sponge you put in something rigid so that you can fuck it without wearing your dick off.

Did you hear about Jake and his collection of fuck sponges inside plastic gloves? I hear the gloves didn't bend anymore.

Fuck Sponge by Repressed Humor Issues April 25, 2026

Dick Gas

The male equivalent of a queef.

Dammit Ryan! That's some stinky dick gas!

Dick Gas by Repressed Humor Issues April 9, 2026

Shart-Sniffle

When you shit yourself so hard thinking that it was a fart, that your nose drips a little afterwards.

Does anyone have a Kleenex? Ryan Shart-sniffled again and needs to wipe some stuff.

Shart-Sniffle by Repressed Humor Issues April 9, 2026

Danwich 

When a man or woman has a threesome with two guys named Dan.

Ryan wanted to be the meat in a Danwich so badly he proposed to two men named Dan.

Danwich by Repressed Humor Issues August 25, 2025

Dragon Porn 

Some call it romanticy (Romantic Adventure), but we all know that it's a bunch of dragons having sex.

My wife was reading her dragon porn again, until Ryan decided to introduce her to drag(on) queen porn.

Dragon Porn by Repressed Humor Issues July 9, 2025

Pega-Rex 

A T-Rex that is also a Pegasus that m9stly talks to you when you take too much acid or give yourself you're 8th concussion.

Did you hear Ryan fell off the moving walkaway at the airport onto his head again and woke up screaming that the Pega-Rex was trying to eat him? I swear he's on drugs.

Pega-Rex by Repressed Humor Issues July 8, 2025

Brown Water Rafting 

When you eat a block of cheese on a Friday Night and follow it up the next morning with a Taco Bell breakfast burrito, and the solid chunk of shit in your ass rides the Taco Bell liquid wave out your butthole.

Ryan should have known better than to eat that taco bell.... his butt cheddar is brown water rafting out of him.

Brown Water Rafting by Repressed Humor Issues February 21, 2025