When you eat a block of cheese on a Friday Night and follow it up the next morning with a Taco Bell breakfast burrito, and the solid chunk of shit in your ass rides the Taco Bell liquid wave out your butthole.
Ryan should have known better than to eat that taco bell.... his butt cheddar is brown water rafting out of him.
by Repressed Humor Issues February 21, 2025
Get the Brown Water Raftingmug. Some call it romanticy (Romantic Adventure), but we all know that it's a bunch of dragons having sex.
My wife was reading her dragon porn again, until Ryan decided to introduce her to drag(on) queen porn.
by Repressed Humor Issues July 09, 2025
Get the Dragon Pornmug. by Repressed Humor Issues February 07, 2025
Get the Cheeto-Batingmug. by Repressed Humor Issues November 07, 2024
Get the liquid gorilla funmug. A T-Rex that is also a Pegasus that m9stly talks to you when you take too much acid or give yourself you're 8th concussion.
Did you hear Ryan fell off the moving walkaway at the airport onto his head again and woke up screaming that the Pega-Rex was trying to eat him? I swear he's on drugs.
by Repressed Humor Issues July 08, 2025
Get the Pega-Rexmug. The name you yell in the bar at the woman who's name you've forgotten but are too drunk to stop mid-greeting.
by Repressed Humor Issues November 27, 2024
Get the Yolandamug. by Repressed Humor Issues November 26, 2024
Get the Lube Limitmug.