Cheeto-Bating

When your love for porn and your love for Cheetos mix.

I caught Ryan Cheeto-bating again.... and he made some raunch dressing.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 07, 2025

Yolanda

The name you yell in the bar at the woman who's name you've forgotten but are too drunk to stop mid-greeting.

Hi, I'm Ryan. You must be Yolanda!

No, my name is Tracy.
Are you sure it's not Yolanda?

by Repressed Humor Issues November 27, 2024

Pega-Rex

A T-Rex that is also a Pegasus that m9stly talks to you when you take too much acid or give yourself you're 8th concussion.

Did you hear Ryan fell off the moving walkaway at the airport onto his head again and woke up screaming that the Pega-Rex was trying to eat him? I swear he's on drugs.

by Repressed Humor Issues July 08, 2025

Lube Limit

The point where any adventure of any kind requires lube to continue.

Ryan thought his male stripper days were over... he hit the lube limit.

by Repressed Humor Issues November 26, 2024

sopping buns

When the toilet water splashes on your butthole and the clench squeezes the water up your butthole.

I had a turdzilla moment and ended up with a case of sopping buns.

by Repressed Humor Issues July 18, 2024

Brown Water Rafting

When you eat a block of cheese on a Friday Night and follow it up the next morning with a Taco Bell breakfast burrito, and the solid chunk of shit in your ass rides the Taco Bell liquid wave out your butthole.

Ryan should have known better than to eat that taco bell.... his butt cheddar is brown water rafting out of him.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 21, 2025

Dragon Porn

Some call it romanticy (Romantic Adventure), but we all know that it's a bunch of dragons having sex.

My wife was reading her dragon porn again, until Ryan decided to introduce her to drag(on) queen porn.

by Repressed Humor Issues July 09, 2025