Repressed Humor Issues's definitions

throat sweat

The moisture that builds in the back of your throat when you image eating a food that is disgusting.

That tapioca pudding is giving me throat sweat..... Where's the puke bucket?

by Repressed Humor Issues January 9, 2024

Danwich

When a man or woman has a threesome with two guys named Dan.

Ryan wanted to be the meat in a Danwich so badly he proposed to two men named Dan.

by Repressed Humor Issues August 25, 2025

sopping buns

When the toilet water splashes on your butthole and the clench squeezes the water up your butthole.

I had a turdzilla moment and ended up with a case of sopping buns.

by Repressed Humor Issues July 18, 2024

Dragon Porn

Some call it romanticy (Romantic Adventure), but we all know that it's a bunch of dragons having sex.

My wife was reading her dragon porn again, until Ryan decided to introduce her to drag(on) queen porn.

by Repressed Humor Issues July 9, 2025

liquid gorilla fun

When a very hairy male gets naked so that they can masturbate.

Dammit Jerry, can't you have you liquid gorilla fun at your own home?

by Repressed Humor Issues November 7, 2024

Pega-Rex

A T-Rex that is also a Pegasus that m9stly talks to you when you take too much acid or give yourself you're 8th concussion.

Did you hear Ryan fell off the moving walkaway at the airport onto his head again and woke up screaming that the Pega-Rex was trying to eat him? I swear he's on drugs.

by Repressed Humor Issues July 8, 2025

Brown Water Rafting

When you eat a block of cheese on a Friday Night and follow it up the next morning with a Taco Bell breakfast burrito, and the solid chunk of shit in your ass rides the Taco Bell liquid wave out your butthole.

Ryan should have known better than to eat that taco bell.... his butt cheddar is brown water rafting out of him.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 21, 2025