A true mother to his 5 children. A man who had ginormous milkers and is a caring mother. Loves pizza. He has sticky fingers and zippers.
If he sees you do drugs he will try to save you. However, if he sees you sell drugs he will ari-ari you to death so fabulous you will be sent to hell for all eternity but your eyes will be blessed by his hot asf face
“he’s the mom friend.”
“More like Bucciarati”
A flamboyant bisexual vampire that enjoys donuting japanese gay men named Kakyoin.
He is 125 years old and has a gay priest boyfriend called Father Pucci.
His hobbies include being a total asshole, banging and pegging both men and women, stopping time, yelling MUDA MUDA MUDAA, stealing your grandpa’s body, abusing dogs (R.I.P. Danny), being a BIG DADDY, etc.
You can describe someone as a DIO if he fits the following traits:
• Is HOT ASF
• Bulging muscles
• Big phat daddy schlong
• Flamboyant
• Is bisexual
• An asshole
If you are a DIO kinnie, you are superior.
DIO IS DADDY
When you refer to an asshole:
“He is such a Dio.”
When referring to someone VERY attractive
“He is such a Dio”