Definitions by Renee

Turing test 

A test devised by Alan M. Turing (1912-1954) in the 1950s intended to determine machine intelligence.

The setup of the test is this:
The interrogator, a human, is in a room separate from the machine being tested and another human. The interrogator questions both the machine and the human via a keyboard, and tries to discern which is the machine and which is human.

A computer that can pass the Turing test (that is, be indistinguishable from the human), is considered to have intelligence.

"I passed the Turing test, which shouldn't be that difficult anymore, because Smarterchild is almost there, and humans are getting dumber by the second..."

Turing test by Renee February 25, 2004

replicant 

1. A genetically engineered creature composed entirely of organic substance designed to look and act human.
2. An android.

Replicants are distinguished from humans using the Voight-Kampff machine.

"The replicant looked like a human being but lacked empathy."

replicant by Renee February 25, 2004

stuffed shirt 

1. A pompous jerk.
2. A politician.

"That stuffed shirt thinks his by-products smell like roses when in fact they do not."

stuffed shirt by Renee February 25, 2004

grand funk 

A prefix to a bullshit title, i.e. "Grand Funk Master," "Grand Funk Pimp-Daddy Extraordinaire," "Grand Funk Bandito," "Grand Funk Rajah," et cetera. One of those unnecessary flair phrases that has slipped into common parlance through the tender mercies of the teenagers in Eureka, California.

"Renee, the Grand Funk Champion of Music, thinks she knows everything about what sounds good! I'll show her! I'll put on some HOOBASTANK!"

grand funk by Renee January 29, 2004

Deez Nutz 

"Deez Nuts" Distributing. A distributor for edible nuts located in Willits, California. THE HILARITY NEVER STOPS! OHHHH!

Uh... see above?

Deez Nutz by renee January 27, 2004

butahead 

a girl with everything that looks good but her head

Damn Chris yo girl is a butahead, everything look good but her head

butahead by Renee January 25, 2004

yank bank 

A place in your mind where you store images so that later you can think of the images and masterbate to them... therefore calling it the yank bank!

I'm gonna go pull one from the yank bank!

yank bank by Renee January 21, 2004