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Definitions by Ren

sloppy jo 

a really gross girl who needs to wash her face and hair
sloppy jo is very sloppy and she has craters in her face....my sloppy jo is all sloppy and NO JO!!!!!1
sloppy jo by Ren June 27, 2004

chickenhead 

Someone low on intelligence: stupid. Derived from the book " Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" by Philip K. Dick
" You are such a chickenhead!"
chickenhead by Ren May 6, 2004

Oompa Loompa 

1. A native of Loompaland, usually tending towards attributes of small size, an orange commplexion, and green hair; the first recorded information of them comes to us from Roahld Dahl, the author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
2. Someone who has one, or all, of these attributes; used usually as an insult or in a derogatory manner.
" John's new girlfriend is an Oompa-Loompa."
Oompa Loompa by Ren May 6, 2004

soapboxing 

Preaching; pontificating; voicing one's opinion loudly in the hopes it will gain supporters. Comes from a time when wooden boxes were used to ship soapflakes in, and were then put into use as pulpits for street preachers.
"Shirley, quit your soapboxing and give THIS guy's opinion a thought or two."
soapboxing by Ren May 6, 2004

meanwhile, back at the ranch 

An analogy for "to continue" or "as I was saying", after an unexpected, odd, or irrelevant interruption, utililizing the crude visual or vebal segues of low-budget movies and television shows in the 60's and 70's;
You are in the middle of a conversational anecdote when someone drops an object that makes a huge racket; " Meanwhile, back at the ranch- Dave said to me etc. etc."

balloon land 

acting nonsensical or irrational; drunk or stoned; about to lose consciousness: not lucid or aware of his/her immediate surroundings. A derivative of insult for "insane", such as "looney tunes" or " lunatic".
" After all that booze, he's probably in balloon land".
balloon land by Ren May 3, 2004
shady, dubious; opposite of being real to him/herself or others; a pretender. Derived from a neighborhood where Clan McGregor is drunk more often than Cutty Sark.
" This boy ain't Coke, he's Cutty"
cutty by Ren May 3, 2004