Definitions by Rellik Uzi

Facekeyboard 

Similar to a facepalm. A facekeyboard occurs when one is on the computer and something either so stupid or frustrating occurs that the user is inclined to bang their head on the keyboard.

Jesus fucking christ my computer is so fucking slow!! *facekeyboard*

Facekeyboard by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

t65r67y797557878i8998i87u767y 

This is what it looks like when someone does a facekeyboard.

*t65r67y797557878i8998i87u767y* FMC!!!!

t65r67y797557878i8998i87u767y by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

God 

God, as in our almighty lord, is a Canadian named Joel Zimmerman (aka deadmau5). He is God in human form, and listening to his music puts one in a state of religious ecstasy. This state of holy ecstasy can me increased to an orgasmic level by also consuming the drug Ecstasy.

deadmau5 is God!!

God by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

Jesus 

The second coming is here! Jesus is back in the form of Joel Zimmerman aka deadmau5!! We are saved!!

Jesus is back bitches!!

Jesus by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

Satan 

Satan has come forth in human form as dubstep producer Rusko. He is (as of August 2010) involved in an uberEpic battle with his nemesis God (aka deadmau5).

Rusko is the second coming of Satan!!

Satan by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

Heroin 

An extremely addictive opiate that is the primary ingredient in Taco Bell burritos. This is why after consuming a burrito from Taco Bell one often enters a pleasant dream-like state and may have the strong urge to take a nap.

Wow that was an awesome burrito, I think they put a little extra heroin in that one!

Heroin by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

Speedball 

Consuming a Taco Bell burrito (which contain heroin) with a large Mountain Dew (which contains dissolved cocaine.)

Yea I'd like a speedball with a side of cheesy fiesta potatoes.

Speedball by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010