Definitions by Rellik Uzi
Wilhelm Keitel
Adolf Hitler and Funny Hitler's personal DJ. He was formerly Field Marshall Wilhelm Keitel, but was such a suckass General that Hitler demoted him to DJ. Known for spinning shitty house music DJ Keitel has developed quite a following in the United States, particularly in the Washington, DC and Baltimore areas where he spun at the 2010 Starscape music festival and will spin at the upcoming 2010Summer Massive in Baltimore.
Wilhelm Keitel by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
Hermann Fegelein
An incredibly sexy 104 year German Nazi General. It was thought he was killed during Adolf Hitler's downfall, but he has recently re-emerged and hasn't aged a day!
He claims he figured out time travel and that is why he has not aged, however there is some speculation that he is actually a zombie.
Hermann Fegelein despite being from the past is up to date with all the current technologies and even has his own Facebook account! He has also married the incredibly sexy and desirable Rellik Uzi, since his former wife Gretl Fegelein died in 1987.
He claims he figured out time travel and that is why he has not aged, however there is some speculation that he is actually a zombie.
Hermann Fegelein despite being from the past is up to date with all the current technologies and even has his own Facebook account! He has also married the incredibly sexy and desirable Rellik Uzi, since his former wife Gretl Fegelein died in 1987.
Hermann Fegelein by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
Zombie Fegelein
Adolf Hitler's Master of Antics Hermann Fegelein has returned from his alleged death. He claims he was never killed during Hitler's downfall but invented time travel and is now here to party with DJ Keitel, Zombie Hitler, and Funny Hitler!
Fegelein denies accusations that he himself is a zombie, but there is much speculation on this matter. His association with Zombie Hitler (a confirmed zombie) is suspicious. His sudden Facebook marriage to Rellik Uzi is also suspicious as Mrs. Uzi-Fegelein has been predicting a zombie apocalypse for several months. This controversial topic is open for debate.
Fegelein denies accusations that he himself is a zombie, but there is much speculation on this matter. His association with Zombie Hitler (a confirmed zombie) is suspicious. His sudden Facebook marriage to Rellik Uzi is also suspicious as Mrs. Uzi-Fegelein has been predicting a zombie apocalypse for several months. This controversial topic is open for debate.
Zombie Fegelein is definitely a zombie. Either that or he is just continuing to do a fuck load of meth in the present.
Zombie Fegelein by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
Chétou
The word "touché" is also often used in popular culture and general conversation — for example, in an argument or debate — to commend someone on a clever response to an argument. The thank the person for commending you on your cleverness the correct response is to say "chétou"
Chétou by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
Peach
1) A delicious juicy fruit with a fuzzy peel and a large pit in the middle.
2) A metaphor for anything that looks good, or appears alright on the outside or to the casual observer (the fuzzy and juicy part of the peach) but something that has things going terribly wrong beneath the surface (the large pit inside the peach).
2) A metaphor for anything that looks good, or appears alright on the outside or to the casual observer (the fuzzy and juicy part of the peach) but something that has things going terribly wrong beneath the surface (the large pit inside the peach).
The government is like a peach: everything seems copacetic to the average American, but in fact the government is filled with corruption, greed, and lack of any sort of morality or ethics.
Peach by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
Bobcat
1) One of the smaller wild felines.
2) A young woman between the ages of 20 and 30 who prefers to date men at least 2 years their junior. Similar to the term "cougar" referring to single women in their 30s and 40s who date much younger men. Bobcats are like young/small cougars ;)
2) A young woman between the ages of 20 and 30 who prefers to date men at least 2 years their junior. Similar to the term "cougar" referring to single women in their 30s and 40s who date much younger men. Bobcats are like young/small cougars ;)
Bobcat by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
Baltiless, MD
The true name of the city of Baltimore, MD. Baltiless is known for absurdly high rates of murder, poverty, and heroin addiction. The also have an aquarium that is fun to visit when you're high on dope.
Baltiless, MD by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010