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A name for a popular type of sweet in Britain, Jelly Baby can also be used to describe fat children.
A Jelly Baby is the type of child that always used to feature on American talk shows. The kid would be clearly obese, have a rolled up face because of fat stored there, and the mother will always have a bag of cheesy curls to appease the child's demanding belly.
A Jelly Baby is the type of child that always used to feature on American talk shows. The kid would be clearly obese, have a rolled up face because of fat stored there, and the mother will always have a bag of cheesy curls to appease the child's demanding belly.
Man 1: "Hey, you see that jelly baby sitting over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah."
Man 1: "I dare you to give it some of your ice cream"
Man 2: "Dude, we're at the Zoo! You're not supposed to feed the jelly babies."
Man 2: "Yeah."
Man 1: "I dare you to give it some of your ice cream"
Man 2: "Dude, we're at the Zoo! You're not supposed to feed the jelly babies."
by Redlineonhill February 10, 2008
Get the Jelly Babymug. The internet fascination with ninjas. One of those fads that was very funny when sites like realultimatepower first came out, the ninja phenomenon quickly spiralled out of control.
Like telling somebody it's funny to stick your finger up a cow's anus just to see if they'll do it, ninjorgies on the internet are far more easier to partake in. The person doesn't have to buy wellies; doesn't have to trespass on a farm; doesn't have to get a smelly finger; all that is required is they forfeit their dignity.
The power of ninjorgies was so much so that people started to believe mentioning a ninja alone counted as comedy.
Like telling somebody it's funny to stick your finger up a cow's anus just to see if they'll do it, ninjorgies on the internet are far more easier to partake in. The person doesn't have to buy wellies; doesn't have to trespass on a farm; doesn't have to get a smelly finger; all that is required is they forfeit their dignity.
The power of ninjorgies was so much so that people started to believe mentioning a ninja alone counted as comedy.
The Ninjorgy went on for an entire week, each person contributing further to the demise of the ninja legend.
"I'm a ninja!"
"You're a fucking douche who can't think of anything original to say to other douches on the internet."
"I'm a ninja!"
"You're a fucking douche who can't think of anything original to say to other douches on the internet."
by Redlineonhill February 25, 2008
Get the Ninjorgymug. When a person continuously name-drops somebody who they admire, more often than not a person who isn't famous, merely a nobody who has gained cult status in one person's eyes.
1: "Yeah, I have a friend called Tom. He's quite awesome."
2: "Okay."
1: "He once drank, like, 16 beers in one night"
2: "Sweet. You been on YouTube lately?"
1: "Yeah! Tom has an account on there, he's got loads of dope material"
2: "Right... you want to go play football?"
1: "Yeah. Let me call Tom, see if he wants to come"
2: "I was thinking just a quick game"
1: "Dude! Tom loves quick games!"
2: "AHHH! Name Drain! Why don't you just go and suck Tom off?"
2: "Okay."
1: "He once drank, like, 16 beers in one night"
2: "Sweet. You been on YouTube lately?"
1: "Yeah! Tom has an account on there, he's got loads of dope material"
2: "Right... you want to go play football?"
1: "Yeah. Let me call Tom, see if he wants to come"
2: "I was thinking just a quick game"
1: "Dude! Tom loves quick games!"
2: "AHHH! Name Drain! Why don't you just go and suck Tom off?"
by Redlineonhill February 13, 2008
Get the Name Drainmug. A stupid woman that harbours feminist views. Generally found to be upset because they've been upstaged by somebody of the opposite sex.
Can't help themselves from droning into long rants about womens rights, the importance of equality, etc.
Usually stupid because they don't even know what they are talking about, just relaying something that they might possibly have heard Rosie O'Donnell say.
Alternatively, stupid because they think people actually care. Recognise that they're perhaps not cut out for some stations in life, but will still jump on the ethical bandwagon and shout their views from the rooftops.
Can't help themselves from droning into long rants about womens rights, the importance of equality, etc.
Usually stupid because they don't even know what they are talking about, just relaying something that they might possibly have heard Rosie O'Donnell say.
Alternatively, stupid because they think people actually care. Recognise that they're perhaps not cut out for some stations in life, but will still jump on the ethical bandwagon and shout their views from the rooftops.
1: "Did you see that awesome scene at the start of the Boondock Saints where he nails the feminist bull dyke? It's hellza insane."
2: "Awww, I'd love to see that!"
Duhyke: "I think you'll find that women's rights are of grand importance. In the early 18th Century..."
2 - *Crack*
1: "Nice shot."
2: "Thanks.
2: "Awww, I'd love to see that!"
Duhyke: "I think you'll find that women's rights are of grand importance. In the early 18th Century..."
2 - *Crack*
1: "Nice shot."
2: "Thanks.
by Redlineonhill February 14, 2008
Get the Duhykemug. Somebody who lives for the weekend. They show an inexplicable desire to go out and waste an entire week's wage over the course of the weekend.
Will more often than not boast about it to their friends.
Will more often than not boast about it to their friends.
1: "I got totally wasted!"
2: "Okay. Do you want to go out and get something to eat?"
1: "I can't. I spent all my money getting wasted!"
2: "How will you survive for the rest of the week?"
1: "Who cares? Friday will be here in no time. I'm gonna get wasted! Partyyyy!"
2: "Scrap this. I can't continue to be friends with a weekendolt."
2: "Okay. Do you want to go out and get something to eat?"
1: "I can't. I spent all my money getting wasted!"
2: "How will you survive for the rest of the week?"
1: "Who cares? Friday will be here in no time. I'm gonna get wasted! Partyyyy!"
2: "Scrap this. I can't continue to be friends with a weekendolt."
by Redlineonhill February 26, 2008
Get the Weekendoltmug.