Someone who believes that greed, war, torture, Big Business, and depriving people of freedom are examples of following Jesus' commandment to "love your neighbor as yourself." Sometimes they place greater value on the Constitution of the United States than the Bible, and use it as an excuse for patriotism (a form of idolatry) and cutting government programs which help the poor. They claim they believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible, yet they believe in "the Rapture," which is not a very literal interpretation. Often, they think they can "rush" the Second Coming of Christ by promoting war in the Middle East.
I saw this televangelist on TV, who said that bombing the Middle East was God's will, and that sending him money will save me from my sins.
by RedBlade7 March 31, 2008
by RedBlade7 December 08, 2007
1: What is the Scientific Method?
2: Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary!
1: According to Urban Dictionary, the "Scientific Method" is the method in which a man eats pussy in a scientific way.
2: Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary!
1: According to Urban Dictionary, the "Scientific Method" is the method in which a man eats pussy in a scientific way.
by RedBlade7 March 27, 2008
The show that forever ruined comedy, since it proved that random, irrelevant statements are funny. It is similar to Star Wars and Jurassic Park, which by their "perfect" special effects ruined special effects forever.
by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008
A popular Adult Swim cartoon show that only makes sense if you are really tired and you watch it really late at night.
(When watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force late at night): What the hell is going on here? This is funny! (laughing)
(When watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force during the day): What the fuck is this crap? How could anyone find this shit funny? It makes no sense whatsoever!
(When watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force during the day): What the fuck is this crap? How could anyone find this shit funny? It makes no sense whatsoever!
by RedBlade7 April 03, 2008
A group of people who make funny YouTube videos. The videos consists of childhood characters, mostly Drew Pickles from the Rugrats but also Barney the Dinosaur, Ronald McDonald (who they also call "The Penis Clown"), and a creepy looking picture of a masturbating cartoon clown called Dick the Clown. Occasionally other pick-on targets are thrown in, such as Bob Saget, Zac Efron, Tila Tequila, and Chris Crocker. In the videos, which make use of Speakonia or other text-to-speech software, the characters discuss their homosexual actions, often accompanied with suggestive noises with interspersed comments. Often the pictures are vandalized for dramatic effect. The self-proclaimed "leader" of the bunch is someone by the name of "L". See also: Secret Missing Episode and YouTube Poop.
by RedBlade7 April 03, 2008
"Secret Missing Episode" are a series of YouTube videos. The videos usually begin with some variation of "This is the Secret Missing Episode of (name of show). It was never aired because (some disgusting reason). Warning: You must be at least (ridiculous age, often accompanied with the requirement to do or have done a vulgar act) to watch." The video then, using text-to-speech software such as Speakonia, features the characters from the show, usually discussing their homosexuality. These videos usually follow the same formula as Barney Bunch videos do.
"This is the Secret Missing Episode of Futurama. It was never aired because it made everyone cum. Warning, you must be at least 208,346,450,342 years old and have had sex with Drew Pickles seven times to watch.
Hi, my name is Bender, and I am really really really really really really gay..."
Hi, my name is Bender, and I am really really really really really really gay..."
by RedBlade7 April 03, 2008