gold bug

Someone who either:

1. Wants to return the dollar to a gold standard,
2. Wants to use gold as money in addition to the dollar, or
3. Collects or invests in gold, silver, and/or other precious metals.

Gold bugs are sometimes associated with paranoia, conspiracy theories, 9/11 "truthers," survivalism, tax protesters, racism, anti-semitism, and the far right.

As a gold bug, I can tell you that gold is REAL money, and worthless fiat paper money is a fraud.

by RedBlade7 March 30, 2008

Jurassic Fart

A fart of dinosauric size (and/or length).

Gross! Jurassic Fart Alert! Cover your noses and seek the nearest fall-out shelter!

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

poon tang

Usually a synonym for "piece of ass" or another similar sexual phrase. The world may never know what "poon tang" means.

"I need some sweet poon tang!"

by RedBlade7 January 02, 2008

RRR

"Religious Right Republican." Sometimes "Religious Right Republifuck." Sometimes, the phrase "RRR cult" is used.

George W. Bush is a member of the RRR cult!

by RedBlade7 March 30, 2008

linuxfux

A derogatory term used as an insult to Linux users. Often said by Windows users (see "wintroll").

Linuxfux are stupid. I can't get this operating system to work.

by RedBlade7 January 02, 2008

teh

A common misspelling of "the," often used on purpose for a joke. It is frequently applied to "teh goatse man." Also, "this is teh suck" is often used instead of the dated (1990s) "this sucks."

1. "teh goatse man"
2. "OMG THIS IS TEH SUCK!"

by RedBlade7 January 02, 2008

ass piss

1. Diarrhea
2. Light beer
3. All of the above

Bartender, can I order a bottle of Ass Piss?

by RedBlade7 April 01, 2008