RedBlade7's definitions

wintroll

One who "spams" Linux newsgroups and message boards with pro-Windows messages.

"Don't feed the M$-funded Wintroll."

by RedBlade7 January 2, 2008

Jurassic Fart

A fart of dinosauric size (and/or length).

Gross! Jurassic Fart Alert! Cover your noses and seek the nearest fall-out shelter!

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008

gold bug

Someone who either:

1. Wants to return the dollar to a gold standard,
2. Wants to use gold as money in addition to the dollar, or
3. Collects or invests in gold, silver, and/or other precious metals.

Gold bugs are sometimes associated with paranoia, conspiracy theories, 9/11 "truthers," survivalism, tax protesters, racism, anti-semitism, and the far right.

As a gold bug, I can tell you that gold is REAL money, and worthless fiat paper money is a fraud.

by RedBlade7 March 30, 2008

televangelist

Someone who believes that greed, war, torture, Big Business, and depriving people of freedom are examples of following Jesus' commandment to "love your neighbor as yourself." Sometimes they place greater value on the Constitution of the United States than the Bible, and use it as an excuse for patriotism (a form of idolatry) and cutting government programs which help the poor. They claim they believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible, yet they believe in "the Rapture," which is not a very literal interpretation. Often, they think they can "rush" the Second Coming of Christ by promoting war in the Middle East.

I saw this televangelist on TV, who said that bombing the Middle East was God's will, and that sending him money will save me from my sins.

by RedBlade7 March 30, 2008

pwned

Legend has it that in the World of Warcraft, there exists an Orcish Dominatrix. Better not cross her path! They say that those who went searching for her have never returned.

On your knees!...(whack)...PWNED!!!

by RedBlade7 March 26, 2008