pee pee wad

What comes out of a prepubescent child when he attempts to masturbate.

When I was 7 I jerked off but all that came out was a little pee pee wad.

by Red D March 19, 2008

ho-hummer

a reluctant blowjob

She didn't really feel like fooling around last night so she just gave me a ho-hummer. It wasn't that great.

by Red D July 14, 2011

pulling a Weaver

falling asleep or passing out with a full alcoholic beverage in your hand and spilling it all over yourself

I woke up soaking wet after pulling a Weaver.

by Red D January 11, 2009

sherman

derivative of shroomin'

I gotta get outta here. I ate some caps earlier and I'm sherman balls right now.

by Red D May 27, 2008

death cloud

Air pollution in major cities that prevent people from seeing the stars at night and sometimes from seeing the sun during the day.

I couldn't see the lunar eclipse last night because I live under the death cloud in L.A.

by Red D April 15, 2008

retarded swamp goblin

Alcoholic fans of the Florida Gators.

- Who drank all the Natty Light?
- Some retarded swamp goblin with jean shorts who wasn't even invited to the party.

by Red D April 02, 2008

shitfuck

Standstill traffic that pisses you off because you could have gone a different way. Referring especially to cities with ridiculous amounts of traffic like Atlanta and L.A.

-Why were you late?
-Because I got stuck in the shitfuck on the 405.

by Red D April 15, 2008