Definitions by Read and Write
Boat Jewelry
The gorgeous, generally bikini clad honeys you invite aboard your vessel to dress up the joint. You'll need to have a fully stocked bar, and preferably a blender, aboard in the hot summer months. It's a little work for a large reward.
Hey Greg - I thought it was your turn to drag up some Boat Jewelry for this trip. Blow the dust off your wallet and buy those ladies over at the bar some drinks!
Boat Jewelry by Read and Write April 9, 2023
Cold Budweiser Award
A sealed vessel (glass or aluminum) bestowed upon an individual in recognition of an exceptional or heroic deed.
Cold Budweiser Award by Read and Write April 4, 2023
Ground Glass
The preferred lubricant used by Donald Trump to increase the pleasure of torturing the asshole of Jeff Sessions for a year before he threw him out in the street.
Hey Jeff, drop your drawers and get over here right now you little monkey eared dumb Southerner. I've got a present for you - a new vial of ground glass with your name on it.
Ground Glass by Read and Write February 4, 2020
NWLFI
Nigger, Female. Latino, Faggot, Idiot. Commonly found clogging up cable TV on MSNBC demanding financial reparations, preferential treatment, or something else to be gained without any actual work.
If that NWLFI were a white man, he could get a bible thumping show on Sunday morning and get his Jesus scam on.
NWLFI by Read and Write February 3, 2020
Minimum wage glaze
The glassy eyed, drop jawed, look of absolute confusion when your fast food picture button pusher announces your bill is $4.09 and you give him a five dollar bill and a dime.
I can't believe the fucking illiterate retards we have to deal with these days. I had to encourage this minimum wage glazer to simply plug it into the register and see what happens.
Minimum wage glaze by Read and Write January 27, 2020