NWLFI 

Nigger, Female. Latino, Faggot, Idiot. Commonly found clogging up cable TV on MSNBC demanding financial reparations, preferential treatment, or something else to be gained without any actual work.

If that NWLFI were a white man, he could get a bible thumping show on Sunday morning and get his Jesus scam on.

NWLFI by Read and Write February 3, 2020

nilfisked 

To take inappropriate advantage of another using unethical behavior.

I regret buying that used car from that slick salesman because it turned out to be a lemon. I got totally screwed Nilfisked.

nilfisked by Don't Nilfisk me Dude. June 27, 2017

Nilfisked 

Unfairly take advantage of another by treachery, scam, duplicity and miss direction.

He gave me a roll of quarters and when I opened it up, it was full of nickels! I got totally Nilfisked.

Nilfisked by Damnit. I'm screwed. August 17, 2017

Nolfin' it

The act of transcending the human condition to achieve a feat beyond that of mere mortals. Inspired by the great poet, underwear model and composer, Luke Egenolf. Typically applies to the sport of Rowing.

Coach: Whats your strategy for the 2k today Jim?
Jim: I am going to pull a power 200.
Coach: You could have just said you are Nolfin' it.

Nolfin' it by PurdueRower May 27, 2010

Nolfin it 

To have amazing abs that laundry can in fact be washed on, be extremely attractive, be the idol of all women, row like a beast, play guitar, write your own songs, and have enough charisma to fill a boathouse. People who 'nolf it' commonly gain the affection of all adults and young people alike. Young people want to 'nolf it' and older people wish that their children could 'nolf it'.

Nick: Look at Luke 'Nolfin it', he is such a playa!
Sam: I wish I was like Luke, seeing his abs is like looking upon the Ark of the Covenant!

Nolfin it by Bag33ra May 15, 2010

nelfie 

(N). A nude selfie. A photograph taken by yourself and posted on social media, of yourself, naked. Considered by some folk to be the lowest denominator of vanity in the Social Media Age.

See also: "selfie" (self photo) and "belfie" (bum selfie).

"Celebrity X posted a nelfie on Twitter. Not a stitch to be seen!"

nelfie by ZZJJ January 3, 2014

Nelfis 

A very strange and unique specimen. A Nelfis is a short goblin-like creature that is left-handed and plays tennis. Even with it’s very short stature, A Nelfis specimen can be quite fierce when it is challenged by its natural enemy, an Anthony. Even with these facts, only one Nelfis remains in existence existence, with the rest of them dying off before 2200 B.C. It is also theorized that this Nelfis was involved in the plot of 9/11.

That man seems really Nelfisy.
You’re really being a Nelfis right now.
I deployed a Nelfis Hut in Clash Royale!

Nelfis by Upward_Canoe June 12, 2023