Ray's definitions

NX

Car manufac. by Nissan, Hight between '91 and '93. NX2000 are the best, factoery high horses, and great handling. Plus hardley anyone has 'em. Rare, great, car.

I wouldn't trade my NX for nothin

by Ray August 31, 2004

Oopsie Poopsie

This happens during rough sex when the female gets extremely wet and the man is thrusting the entire lenghth of his fuck stick in and out of her gushing gash. He then gives her a good jam and unknowingly enters her backdoor and slides all the way up her turd tunnel. Generally, this will force the session to come to an abrupt stop as the woman struggles to catch her breath, while the man rinses the kidney bean off the end of his purple headed yogurt slinger.

G, Did you hear that bloody scream last night in the hotel? I think Mike gave Crystal an "Oopsie Poopsie"

by Ray March 8, 2005

ta ta

Boobie and or female fun bags.

"Hey baby you have some nice ta ta's!"

by Ray March 5, 2005

girlfriend

The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship

"Jon has no testicles, he has a girlfriend"

by Ray October 22, 2003

phantom shit

when you take a shit, and when you wipe your ass, there isn't any shit on the toilet paper

i just took a phantom shit, i saved a couple of minutes because i didn't have to wipe my ass

by ray May 29, 2004

cruise missile

An american weapon system smarter than the american president

by Ray September 20, 2003

gabz

aka gaboza, gabolala or gayed

omg u got gabzed

by ray May 29, 2004