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Jayceon Taylor 

AKA the game

Claimed him and 50 cent were beefing, but really knows that when they were talking shit on their own CD's about the other that it just made them hot and horny for each other and that they missed each other. I'd still rather listen to the game than 50 cent but they're both equally as gay.

He's someone who flipped sides (used to be a crip, used to be GOOD back then) but was turned blood by his brother Big Fase 100 as a survival technique... "better to die like a man than survive like a punk" I say.

The thing that separates him from Curtis Jackson was he really did get shot 5 times repeatedly. 50 cent got shot 23 times over the course of 9 different occasions, but I'm talking about Kelvin Martin when I say that. Curtis Jackson is a fake who stole a name he heard about to get him instant respect/fear in the game.
Jayceon Taylor truly is the game. He played you all with the 50/game beef
Jayceon Taylor by Raw Doggy May 13, 2010
AKA Bobby ray

A fresh young rapper that is saving us from this crap on the radio they call "Hip-Hop". A real rapper, one that doesn't half ass his shit like Lil' Wayne, 50 cent, or faggot ass, wanna be souljah from mo thugs family soulja boy.
B.O.B is what we needed right now to save Hip-Hop.
B.O.B by Raw Doggy May 11, 2010
A once great R&B singer who, recently, became a meal ticket for aspiring artists, (Justin Bieber, who thinks he's the shit because he knows Usher).

I think I'm going to download a copy of Fruity Loops studio and use nothing but the demo song, remake it 20 ways and add lyrics of wanting to have sex with bitches, befriend Usher and, get a deal, post my shit on YouTube and then see how many hits I can make. Boy I sure hope people appreciate my took-me-10-minutes-to-make-a-song music.

I still believe even Usher knows how big of a mistake he made with Justin Bieber. Justin probably wouldn't shut up about giving him a deal so Usher did it to shut him up.
On Usher's new song, the part that goes "Oh, My, God" is really just about how whack Justin is.
Usher by Raw Doggy May 10, 2010
When a man who puts on clown make up and has sex with a woman, he goes down on her, tosses her salad for a bit then puts his nose in her asshole.
"I'm bozo, honk honk"
Bozo by Raw Doggy May 10, 2010

Grass eating hippo

When a man, or woman, east out a woman's pussy and fingers her asshole at the same time, giving her double the pleasure.
I pulled a grass eating hippo on my GF the other day, she didn't know what the fuck to say but "Oh my fuckin' GOD".

Loch Ness Monster 

A Scottish naval submarine made to look like a Dinosaur that once appeared in the Loch Ness. It only resurfaced to verify its course.
The loch ness monster isn't after your $3.50 chef, it has no arms to get it

Jim Carrey 

A crackhead actor. When you think he's making funny faces in his movies, he's really having muscle spasms
Jim Carrey fan: "Hey look, it's Jim Carrey. Hey Jim-"

Jim Carrey: Back off! This is MY crack!"
Jim Carrey by Raw Doggy April 16, 2010