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He used to be cool on That 70's show when he didn't try to be all gangster and shit. Now he's just some fuckin' poser who hosts a funny show called 'Yo momma'. In the end, he gives the winner $1,000, pretty fuckin' lame if you ask me. $1,000 for potential future beefs with other mu'fuckers around the winner's hood doesn't justify that shit. Dude, you're rich, What the fuck man?
Watch the episode of Ashton Kutcher's "Punk'd" where they punk Wilmer and you'll see how much of a pussy he is.
Watch the episode of Ashton Kutcher's "Punk'd" where they punk Wilmer and you'll see how much of a pussy he is.
"Where the Hell did Wilmer Valderrama get the idea he was a fuckin' thug ass nigga? Get in where you fit in dude and go back to doing COOL shows.
by Raw Doggy April 4, 2010
Get the wilmer valderramamug. A crackhead actor. When you think he's making funny faces in his movies, he's really having muscle spasms
by Raw Doggy April 16, 2010
Get the Jim Carreymug. 1) Chances are, there's an ad to your right showing some fugly, flat-chested girl wearing some stupid looking t-shirt with some gay ass punchline on them. At the bottom it'll say SnorgTees... those shirts are pretty retarded huh?
2) Shirts that Soulja Boy and his gay ass fans should wear; this way could easily recognize a retard when they come by so we can tone down our intelligent talk to make sure they can understand, or tell them to fuck off/ keep on walking (when on the streets).
2) Shirts that Soulja Boy and his gay ass fans should wear; this way could easily recognize a retard when they come by so we can tone down our intelligent talk to make sure they can understand, or tell them to fuck off/ keep on walking (when on the streets).
1) Look to your right, as was said in the definition, usually at the top of the page if this definition is found at the bottom of the page.
2) Gas station clerk: "Great here comes someone with a Snorgtees. Probably mentally challenged."
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Hey man, can I, like, can you like, take out money from this card?"
Gas station clerk: "You'd have to use the ATM"
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "OK man thanks. Where can I find one?"
Gas station clerk: "There's one... RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" *gas station clerk rubs temples*
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Oh OK, thanks man"
*Gas station clerk takes some Advil*
2) Gas station clerk: "Great here comes someone with a Snorgtees. Probably mentally challenged."
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Hey man, can I, like, can you like, take out money from this card?"
Gas station clerk: "You'd have to use the ATM"
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "OK man thanks. Where can I find one?"
Gas station clerk: "There's one... RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" *gas station clerk rubs temples*
Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Oh OK, thanks man"
*Gas station clerk takes some Advil*
by Raw Doggy June 18, 2010
Get the Snorgteesmug. Online MMORPG trading card game that supposedly has reached 9 million players last week (we divide by two because let's say the average person has at least 1 alt account, then there's those who have like 3 so, that goes to 3 million, then there's those people that start that game all over again like 5 times so 2.6 millionish...).
It's like gamfaqs but at the same time you can be playing a game. Oh and no lionheart to pwn the mods (at least not yet, which is sad because they deserve it).
It's basically owned by the french so if you want a good start in the game, you better claim you're french, learn french, join french guilds and beg in said french guilds to get you some good cards.
You have to purchase credits only once to unlock infinite (or however many you have) sales in the market, and have your stars shown.
It's like gamfaqs but at the same time you can be playing a game. Oh and no lionheart to pwn the mods (at least not yet, which is sad because they deserve it).
It's basically owned by the french so if you want a good start in the game, you better claim you're french, learn french, join french guilds and beg in said french guilds to get you some good cards.
You have to purchase credits only once to unlock infinite (or however many you have) sales in the market, and have your stars shown.
Urban Rivals is a trading card game with interesting people on it. www.urban-rivals.com is the link to it
by Raw Doggy May 26, 2010
Get the Urban Rivalsmug. Lord Infamous
Born as Ricky Dunigan in '75, which makes him 35. He never left Three 6 Mafia. His contract with the label was breached because he'd been arrested too many times, and they couldn't have someone like that on representing their label. So with that, he became the Co-CEO of the Black Rain Ent. Label.
There's been many YouTube videos asking about who would win in a rap battle between Lord Infamous and Lil' Wayne (Who met to make a track with Lord and his group, the tear da club up thugs, called "Hypnotize/Cash Money" back in '98). Seeing as Lil' Wayne doesn't write his own shit, I'd say Lord Infamous would shit all over his bitch ass. But in real life, it remains to be seen. They have yet to reacquaint, but I hope that Lord's opinion of Lil' Wayne has changed since '98 and kicks his ass or shoots him. SOMETHING.
Every track he's been in he DESTROYS with his demonic, or at the least, violent lyrics. His verses are usually the only ones to look forward to on his label's albums. Everybody else on the label (II tone, T-rock, Mac Montese of TNT or Top notch thugs are OK, but don't have that experience like Lord displays)
No one else compares to Lord Infamous's horrorific lyrics except former fellow Three 6 Mafia member Koopsta Knicca. Rumor has it, the two will collab once again sometime in the future.
Born as Ricky Dunigan in '75, which makes him 35. He never left Three 6 Mafia. His contract with the label was breached because he'd been arrested too many times, and they couldn't have someone like that on representing their label. So with that, he became the Co-CEO of the Black Rain Ent. Label.
There's been many YouTube videos asking about who would win in a rap battle between Lord Infamous and Lil' Wayne (Who met to make a track with Lord and his group, the tear da club up thugs, called "Hypnotize/Cash Money" back in '98). Seeing as Lil' Wayne doesn't write his own shit, I'd say Lord Infamous would shit all over his bitch ass. But in real life, it remains to be seen. They have yet to reacquaint, but I hope that Lord's opinion of Lil' Wayne has changed since '98 and kicks his ass or shoots him. SOMETHING.
Every track he's been in he DESTROYS with his demonic, or at the least, violent lyrics. His verses are usually the only ones to look forward to on his label's albums. Everybody else on the label (II tone, T-rock, Mac Montese of TNT or Top notch thugs are OK, but don't have that experience like Lord displays)
No one else compares to Lord Infamous's horrorific lyrics except former fellow Three 6 Mafia member Koopsta Knicca. Rumor has it, the two will collab once again sometime in the future.
by Raw Doggy May 13, 2010
Get the Lord Infamousmug. Ke$ha wanted in the music industry so bad. As a joke, one of her friends told her "Just suck somebody's dick that works there".
The next thing you know, she has a deal. Now she makes crap that nobody can stand to listen to, except softcore juggalos and juggalettes and people who are fucked up off their ass.
Her music is roughly (after editing) 98% auto tone, 2% her. I think she failed kindergarten AT LEAST once. Nobody stresses the letter "R" quite like her (What is swaggerrrr and who is Mick Jagerrrr?).
The next thing you know, she has a deal. Now she makes crap that nobody can stand to listen to, except softcore juggalos and juggalettes and people who are fucked up off their ass.
Her music is roughly (after editing) 98% auto tone, 2% her. I think she failed kindergarten AT LEAST once. Nobody stresses the letter "R" quite like her (What is swaggerrrr and who is Mick Jagerrrr?).
by Raw Doggy April 6, 2010
Get the Ke$hamug. The Nintendoverse's sexually deprived Chuck Norris.
He has a finishing move called the Falcon punch that pretty much matches Chuck Norris's legendary fist. If two Falcon Punches should ever collide, the universe would divide itself by 0 and... well we'd all be dead. To perform a falcon punch, you must get a glove, set your hand on fire, wait 1 FULL second, then punch someone in the face.
How is he sexually deprived? If you play him in any of the Super Smash Bros series and press up + B near an unsuspecting opponent, you'll see why. He wraps his arms and one leg around them, which is followed by a pelvic thrust (oh so what did you think he was doing?) and him saying "Yes". The outcome is the opponent gets burned in a fiery orgasmic flame, and is dealt damage. Usually the opponent goes off-screen and dies (because they're so embarrassed). This is usually followed by Cpt. Falcon saying "Show me ya moves!", adding insult to injury.
His down + b maneuver is called Falcon kick, which he only uses when he gets a kick to the leg ("Fuckin' kick" he says fast, but it sounds like it's a falcon move).
Other than that, he has many other maneuvers which usually result in the opponent getting minor burns (Falcon knee)
He has a finishing move called the Falcon punch that pretty much matches Chuck Norris's legendary fist. If two Falcon Punches should ever collide, the universe would divide itself by 0 and... well we'd all be dead. To perform a falcon punch, you must get a glove, set your hand on fire, wait 1 FULL second, then punch someone in the face.
How is he sexually deprived? If you play him in any of the Super Smash Bros series and press up + B near an unsuspecting opponent, you'll see why. He wraps his arms and one leg around them, which is followed by a pelvic thrust (oh so what did you think he was doing?) and him saying "Yes". The outcome is the opponent gets burned in a fiery orgasmic flame, and is dealt damage. Usually the opponent goes off-screen and dies (because they're so embarrassed). This is usually followed by Cpt. Falcon saying "Show me ya moves!", adding insult to injury.
His down + b maneuver is called Falcon kick, which he only uses when he gets a kick to the leg ("Fuckin' kick" he says fast, but it sounds like it's a falcon move).
Other than that, he has many other maneuvers which usually result in the opponent getting minor burns (Falcon knee)
Captain Falcon meets Chuck Norris
Captain Falcon: "Show me ya moves"
*Chuck Norris inches Cpt. Falcon's way and kicks him in the leg, dealing 10% damage to Cpt. Falcon*
*Cpt. Falcon is hurting so he Effin' kicks Norris, dealing 15% damage to Norris*
*Both charge up their power punches, both punches collide... Unfortunately, a norris punch doesn't compare to a Falcon Punch so Norris is dealt 30% damage, up to 45%*
*norris roundhouse kick, cpt falcon to 30% damage. Falcon knee, norris to 60% damage. Norris rushes him, Falcon retaliates with the Falcon thrust. Norris is dealt 20% damage and flies off screen.
Captain Falcon: "Show me ya moves!"
Captain Falcon: "Show me ya moves"
*Chuck Norris inches Cpt. Falcon's way and kicks him in the leg, dealing 10% damage to Cpt. Falcon*
*Cpt. Falcon is hurting so he Effin' kicks Norris, dealing 15% damage to Norris*
*Both charge up their power punches, both punches collide... Unfortunately, a norris punch doesn't compare to a Falcon Punch so Norris is dealt 30% damage, up to 45%*
*norris roundhouse kick, cpt falcon to 30% damage. Falcon knee, norris to 60% damage. Norris rushes him, Falcon retaliates with the Falcon thrust. Norris is dealt 20% damage and flies off screen.
Captain Falcon: "Show me ya moves!"
by raw doggy June 3, 2010
Get the Captain Falconmug.