Raven's definitions

u

A slang form of the word "you" for people who don't know how to spell and have poor grammar.

U r 2 kewl 2 b 4gotten!

by Raven May 27, 2003

jackaholic

To masturbate very frequently, at least 6 times or more daily. usually a twelve or thirteen year old who is very horny.

"Son!" Wes mother? "You are such a jackaholic!" "I know."

by raven January 28, 2003

Pooh Sticks

Faecal variation of the old children's game of dropping sticks off a bridge and seeing who's stick floats under the bridge first. The added skill is being able to produce a suitable turd more quickly than your opponent and without falling backwards into the river (potentially hitting one's own turd to add insult to injury)

When Pooh arrived to the bridge spanning from one side of the creek to the other, he saw two figures standing on the bridge, intensively staring down into the water. One was Piglet. And the other one looked very much Eeyore. Amazingly much like Eeyore. If Pooh hadn't been so sure that it couldn't be Eeyore, he might even have believed that it really was Eeyore.

by Raven June 18, 2004

nuggah

Term used in salutation with people of african descent.

What up nuggah

by Raven June 2, 2004

390

This is the police code for "being" drunk. 502 is the Code for Driving drunk. Same thing but depends on what you're doing. May 2th still stands as Drunk Day, no matter what though.

1: Look he's pulling a 502!
2: No, stupid, he's not driving. That's a 390!

by Raven August 4, 2004

The Last Inuit

An upcoming sequal to "The Last Samauri" starring Julia Roberts.

For the third movie they should call it "The Last Zulu Warrior" starring Ben Affleck.

by Raven December 10, 2004

claymate

im not one but they are devoted fans of clay aiken and invovle the whole throwing of underwear/bras on stage.....hmmm scary its

alll my friends audrey,i dono anyone else (i have more friends) adn david hahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaahhaahahhahahaahhaha

by Raven March 23, 2004