Raul Pudd's definitions

Ho Lee Fook’s

A Chinese restaurant in the bad part of London (re: London). A probable triad front, it’s noted violent crimes and werewolf sightings.

Might be named for prominent Chinese communist Ho Lee Fook

Saw a man get stabbed out by Ho Lee Fook’s
Doin the Werewolves of London

by Raul Pudd October 7, 2023

Spicy Tuesday

When you shove a fistful of ghost peppers in someone’s asshole and fistfuck furiously for hours until prolapse. Pioneered by Discord moderators.

Alvin Chipmunk: Chipette just gave me a spicy Tuesday in front of 3,000 twitch followers and I feel like a girl now. Better to take it in the ass than be taken by the ass, right?
Simon Chipmunk: Every day we stray further from God’s light. I pray for another flood.
Theodore Chipmunk: Are you gonna eat the peppers?

by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023

Ang out

When you become Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Ang: I’m gonna- I’m gonna Ang out!

by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023

Anal swag

The swagger you get when you shove 10 hives of bees up your ass and clench for dear life

Wow, that street preacher sure has anal swag

Dang it, Bobby, if I catch you with that anal swag one more time I’m kicking your ass. Last thing I need is people thinking I raised a masochistic ass clown

by Raul Pudd October 5, 2023

Dicktron

A robot without manners, programmed by your average tech geek.

Oh, man! Dicktron’s trying to fist my ass again!

Stop telling children to kill themseves, dicktron!

Now, dicktron, it’s not nice to detonate the world’s nuclear arsenals.

by Raul Pudd October 2, 2023

one of you

Get two friends, then push them into traffic. One (1) of you lived to the end of this sentence, but the others aren't so lucky.

Creepy Carl: "One of you needs to get down here and suck my dick."
One of you: "Fuck yourself in the ass, Creepy Carl."

by Raul Pudd August 4, 2021

Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.

I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024