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Get two friends, then push them into traffic. One (1) of you lived to the end of this sentence, but the others aren't so lucky.
Creepy Carl: "One of you needs to get down here and suck my dick."
One of you: "Fuck yourself in the ass, Creepy Carl."
One of you: "Fuck yourself in the ass, Creepy Carl."
by Raul Pudd August 4, 2021
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Might be named for prominent Chinese communist Ho Lee Fook
Might be named for prominent Chinese communist Ho Lee Fook
by Raul Pudd October 7, 2023
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I gave that truck stop hooker a Malaysian Jam Tango.
Gross! No wonder your breath smells like trucker dick and hopelessness.
Gross! No wonder your breath smells like trucker dick and hopelessness.
by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023
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Often accompanied with a Malaysian Jam Tango.
Often accompanied with a Malaysian Jam Tango.
Hoser McMapledick: So you gave that gay Indian hipster a Kingston Mudslide, eh?
Justin Trudeau: Yes! My omnisexual midget manservant gave me a Spicy Tuesday the entire time. I came buckets!
Hoser McMapledick: Typical Thursday.
Justin Trudeau: Yes! My omnisexual midget manservant gave me a Spicy Tuesday the entire time. I came buckets!
Hoser McMapledick: Typical Thursday.
by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023
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Alvin Chipmunk: Chipette just gave me a spicy Tuesday in front of 3,000 twitch followers and I feel like a girl now. Better to take it in the ass than be taken by the ass, right?
Simon Chipmunk: Every day we stray further from God’s light. I pray for another flood.
Theodore Chipmunk: Are you gonna eat the peppers?
Simon Chipmunk: Every day we stray further from God’s light. I pray for another flood.
Theodore Chipmunk: Are you gonna eat the peppers?
by Raul Pudd October 28, 2023
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I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.
Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society
Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society
Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.
by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024
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