Mack: What happened to Ms Kelly?
Johanna: Oh yeah, Kraft TTG Robined her like in the show.
Kraft: I'm sorry...
Principal Wilson: Sorry is NOT acceptable. Your parents are going to ground you.
Johanna: Oh yeah, Kraft TTG Robined her like in the show.
Kraft: I'm sorry...
Principal Wilson: Sorry is NOT acceptable. Your parents are going to ground you.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 25, 2022
Dora: Hello! Mi llamo Dora!
Boots: Hola! Mi llamo Boots! And you are?
Shadow the Hedgehog: I'm about to break this freaking TV so I don't have to ever hear you again.
Boots: Hola! Mi llamo Boots! And you are?
Shadow the Hedgehog: I'm about to break this freaking TV so I don't have to ever hear you again.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 17, 2022
E-40 in the 1990s:
I be more hipper than a hippopotamus
Get off in your head like a neurologist
Pushin more weight than Atlas
Got a partner by the name of 2Pacalypse
The seven-oh-seven my roots go hella far back to Floyd Terrace
I pull a forty out of my ballcap
And den I flush it down my esopha-garus
The group that I'm with The Click
Suga, D-Shot, Legit
Family orientated
Game Related, it's the sh-t
Killing motherf-ckers off crucial
Sittin em down neutral
Running through these lyrics as if I was fibered
Like Metamucil
E-40 after the 1990s:
Straight from da bay, posted in tha 'A'
'Bout to hit tha club; we been mobbin' all day
Drinkin' some rusty, dyin'-off Patron
VIP status, strapped wit' my chrome
Look around tha club, what do I see?
Everybody rockin' from side to side to tha beat
Snappin' they fingers, bouncin' to tha groove
All by they self; that's the new move
N-gga, where I'm from, we like to go dumb
I'm soakin' up tha game; I'm seein' how it's done
I ask shawty what they call it
She said tha Pool Palace
Straight from Bank head
I said you good at it
Do what cha do, you and ya crew
They even got playas and thugs doin' it too
The mo' that I drank, the more it's lookin' smooth
It's nothin' to a boss
I can do tha sh-t too
It's evolving, just backwards.
I be more hipper than a hippopotamus
Get off in your head like a neurologist
Pushin more weight than Atlas
Got a partner by the name of 2Pacalypse
The seven-oh-seven my roots go hella far back to Floyd Terrace
I pull a forty out of my ballcap
And den I flush it down my esopha-garus
The group that I'm with The Click
Suga, D-Shot, Legit
Family orientated
Game Related, it's the sh-t
Killing motherf-ckers off crucial
Sittin em down neutral
Running through these lyrics as if I was fibered
Like Metamucil
E-40 after the 1990s:
Straight from da bay, posted in tha 'A'
'Bout to hit tha club; we been mobbin' all day
Drinkin' some rusty, dyin'-off Patron
VIP status, strapped wit' my chrome
Look around tha club, what do I see?
Everybody rockin' from side to side to tha beat
Snappin' they fingers, bouncin' to tha groove
All by they self; that's the new move
N-gga, where I'm from, we like to go dumb
I'm soakin' up tha game; I'm seein' how it's done
I ask shawty what they call it
She said tha Pool Palace
Straight from Bank head
I said you good at it
Do what cha do, you and ya crew
They even got playas and thugs doin' it too
The mo' that I drank, the more it's lookin' smooth
It's nothin' to a boss
I can do tha sh-t too
It's evolving, just backwards.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 07, 2022
News reporter: Will Smith slapped Chris Rock.
Johnson: Yeah, we get it. Can we hear about anything else?
Reporter: But you don't get it, he slapped...
Johnson: *Switches to Nick and turns iCarly on* Finally, something interesting.
Johnson: Yeah, we get it. Can we hear about anything else?
Reporter: But you don't get it, he slapped...
Johnson: *Switches to Nick and turns iCarly on* Finally, something interesting.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 03, 2022
Kid with logic: I think it's unfair to let me play a 4 minute long three times.
Adult: Atittude!!!!!!!!
Kid: How?
Adult: Atittude!!!!!!!!
Kid: How?
by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022
Idiot: Hear that new Tom MacDonald song?
Joe: No, he sucks. Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, and J Cole are better.
Joe: No, he sucks. Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, and J Cole are better.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 02, 2022
Mackey: Why do I hear a Villager on the radio?
Minnie: It's probably that French Montana douche again!
Minnie: It's probably that French Montana douche again!
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 07, 2022