83 definitions by Raspberry Necessary 35
Mike: "What are you listening to?"
Selena: "I'm listening to Megan Thee Stallion!"
Mike: "You mean that dumbass Nicki Minaj wannabe?'
Selena: "I'm listening to Megan Thee Stallion!"
Mike: "You mean that dumbass Nicki Minaj wannabe?'
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 16, 2022
Kid with logic: I think it's unfair to let me play a 4 minute long three times.
Adult: Atittude!!!!!!!!
Kid: How?
Adult: Atittude!!!!!!!!
Kid: How?
by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022
The painful vein hidden inside your anus that occur whenever you fart so loud that you poop out blood whenever you need to take a crap.
Charlie: My poop is coming out red. What's wrong?
The doctor: You have a Ja Rule inside of it and you can possibly die if this continues. You need to take these pills.
The doctor: You have a Ja Rule inside of it and you can possibly die if this continues. You need to take these pills.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 26, 2022
Alice: What the hell are you doing.
Maxwell: I'm stretching my arms! Don't you want to smell my dedorant?!
Alice: No, you're not attractive at all. You're acting like a Creed.
Maxwell: I'm stretching my arms! Don't you want to smell my dedorant?!
Alice: No, you're not attractive at all. You're acting like a Creed.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 17, 2022
E-40 in the 1990s:
I be more hipper than a hippopotamus
Get off in your head like a neurologist
Pushin more weight than Atlas
Got a partner by the name of 2Pacalypse
The seven-oh-seven my roots go hella far back to Floyd Terrace
I pull a forty out of my ballcap
And den I flush it down my esopha-garus
The group that I'm with The Click
Suga, D-Shot, Legit
Family orientated
Game Related, it's the sh-t
Killing motherf-ckers off crucial
Sittin em down neutral
Running through these lyrics as if I was fibered
Like Metamucil
E-40 after the 1990s:
Straight from da bay, posted in tha 'A'
'Bout to hit tha club; we been mobbin' all day
Drinkin' some rusty, dyin'-off Patron
VIP status, strapped wit' my chrome
Look around tha club, what do I see?
Everybody rockin' from side to side to tha beat
Snappin' they fingers, bouncin' to tha groove
All by they self; that's the new move
N-gga, where I'm from, we like to go dumb
I'm soakin' up tha game; I'm seein' how it's done
I ask shawty what they call it
She said tha Pool Palace
Straight from Bank head
I said you good at it
Do what cha do, you and ya crew
They even got playas and thugs doin' it too
The mo' that I drank, the more it's lookin' smooth
It's nothin' to a boss
I can do tha sh-t too
It's evolving, just backwards.
I be more hipper than a hippopotamus
Get off in your head like a neurologist
Pushin more weight than Atlas
Got a partner by the name of 2Pacalypse
The seven-oh-seven my roots go hella far back to Floyd Terrace
I pull a forty out of my ballcap
And den I flush it down my esopha-garus
The group that I'm with The Click
Suga, D-Shot, Legit
Family orientated
Game Related, it's the sh-t
Killing motherf-ckers off crucial
Sittin em down neutral
Running through these lyrics as if I was fibered
Like Metamucil
E-40 after the 1990s:
Straight from da bay, posted in tha 'A'
'Bout to hit tha club; we been mobbin' all day
Drinkin' some rusty, dyin'-off Patron
VIP status, strapped wit' my chrome
Look around tha club, what do I see?
Everybody rockin' from side to side to tha beat
Snappin' they fingers, bouncin' to tha groove
All by they self; that's the new move
N-gga, where I'm from, we like to go dumb
I'm soakin' up tha game; I'm seein' how it's done
I ask shawty what they call it
She said tha Pool Palace
Straight from Bank head
I said you good at it
Do what cha do, you and ya crew
They even got playas and thugs doin' it too
The mo' that I drank, the more it's lookin' smooth
It's nothin' to a boss
I can do tha sh-t too
It's evolving, just backwards.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022
News reporter: Will Smith slapped Chris Rock.
Johnson: Yeah, we get it. Can we hear about anything else?
Reporter: But you don't get it, he slapped...
Johnson: *Switches to Nick and turns iCarly on* Finally, something interesting.
Johnson: Yeah, we get it. Can we hear about anything else?
Reporter: But you don't get it, he slapped...
Johnson: *Switches to Nick and turns iCarly on* Finally, something interesting.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 3, 2022
Idiot: Hear that new Tom MacDonald song?
Joe: No, he sucks. Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, and J Cole are better.
Joe: No, he sucks. Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, and J Cole are better.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 2, 2022