Reverse Vampire

A vampire who craves the sun and hates the night. Loves to get a tan. Refered to in both The Simpsons and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Reverse Vampires sleep in tanning booths during the night.
by Rankojin July 12, 2004
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Sin Stick

A cigarette. Often called this by those very pious people. Also see cancer stick.
We flushed your sin sticks down the toliet.
- The Simpsons
by Rankojin December 10, 2004
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the brig

A jail or prison on board a U.S. Navy or Coast Guard vessel.
Zapp: Failure to prevent a mutiny. Throw her in the brig.
Fry: We don't have a brig.
Zapp: Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig."
by Rankojin September 08, 2004
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Pure West

A way of bragging in a humorous manner about your physical appearance.
"Back in my day, we didn't need molded bodysuits. *taps at his chest* Pure...West."
- Adam West, The Simpsons
by Rankojin February 13, 2005
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Corporate Cockshaft

The act of working five days a week for a corporation that you hate because you need a job.

Made popular by the 1999 British film, Human Traffic.
After taking the corporate cockshaft for five days I had 48 hours, 48 hours of freedom.
by Rankojin July 15, 2004
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Neutrality

Having no strong feelings on something one way or another, being neutral. Made popular by the Futurama episode "Brannigan Begin Again."
"What makes a man turn neutral ... Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
- Zapp Brannigan
by Rankojin August 03, 2004
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Monkeywrenching

A type of most oftenly illegal sabotage for the means of slowing down, or making it counter effective to continue with a certain activity. Or simply to spread chaos.

Often used by activist for ecodefense against government sanctioned activity (clear cutting, polluting, etc.) by means of spiking trees, sugar in gas tanks of equipment, etc. Can also used against the statis quo and corporate america by wheat pasting bill boards, filling pay phones with vanille pudding, etc.

The best monkey wrenchers are never caught because they usally work alone and never tell anyone of their doings for that is how one is caught.
I often like to monkeywrench on the weekends since I'm forced to take the corporate cockshaft 5 days a week.
by Rankojin July 15, 2004
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