RangerGeek's definitions

JFG!

Jesus F’ing God

Man, I posted that I was looking for a date for flag day, but left out the “L”.

JFG!

by RangerGeek February 18, 2018

Drogma

When the drama between scientific dogma, and religious dogma gets kicked up a notch by someone letting loose with a kick to the nuts

Drogma is when the drama between scientific dogma, and religious dogma, gets kicked up a notch by someone letting loose with a swift kick to the nuts

by RangerGeek July 21, 2019

Spockfight

An overly dramatized "Oh, It's on..." confrontation between rivals, as in the often parodied iconic fight scene between Kirk and Spock on the planet Vulcan in the original Star Trek series.

Her lesbian friend said she had to meet me and give her approval before I could date her, and I said, "So we can Spockfight to the death...?"

by RangerGeek August 30, 2019

anx-ry

To have one's ANXIETY cause them to be irrationally ANGRY at others.

Anx-ry:

As her social anxiety got the better of her, Glenda became an-xry at Gary, and she unloaded on him with venom as he parked the car just before the office party.

by RangerGeek January 8, 2017

Blue Genocide

The act of a law officer in killing anyone based on their race.

Dude, let's get stoned and blue genocide some motherfuckers.

by RangerGeek February 16, 2019

awe-tistic

To be so profoundly in Awe, you are unable to respond; an Autism-positive definition.

Looking at the condors flying past a double rainbow on the north rim of the Grand Canyon, the chatty group was struck awe-tistic, thus could not speak as the birds with their nine foot wings swooped low over their heads.

by RangerGeek January 8, 2017

Fauxpology

A fauxpology is a non-apology offered when someone doesn't feel one fucking bit sorry.

Since he did not recognize nor care that he had caused offense, he tersely offered the following fauxpology: "I'm sorry if you were offended, but it's not like it's really a big deal eother way."

by RangerGeek August 31, 2019