cartridge

Term which refers to the old game cartridges that were used by the NES and the cartridges that were used by SNES. These NES cartridges were infamous for getting so very dusty and unclean that your warm, moist, stinky breath had to be applied at the opening of said cartridge (See Nintendo Blow) to even get them to work at all! SNES cartridges were not AS bad but STILL suffered the same problems = same "solution" to NES cartridges being dusty.

After throughly "breathing" on these cartridges, and after a relatively short period of time, the game that would be using the cartridge would freeze up as the moisture ran out, and the TV which would be hooked up to your game will look psychedelic in 16 bit blocks.

For an idea of what these cartridges look like, look to your left. Occasionally there will be an ad for Busted Tees next to this definition and it will have a girl wearing a demin skirt and a green shirt saying Blow Me with a pic of a side view of a NES cartridge.

1996 (NES)- "My Cobra Command cartridge is acting up again!" Argh *Huff Huff*

1998 (SNES)- "Donkey Kong Country isn't working again..."

1999 (SNES)- "Yoshi's Island is always working as usual ;D"

2000 (???) - "Screw this crap im gonna go play playstation"

by Ranger Elite July 16, 2008

overdefinition

Too much info for a definition that no one will waste time to read the whole damn thing.

THE FOLLOWING IS NOT INTENDED TO SLANDER BUT TO SHOW EXAMPLES OF OVERDEFINITIONS

see "south korea" definition by Je-Won

see "communism" definition by hard rain

see "america" definition by Sarah

see "mp3" definition by JonMaker

Nobody likes to spend an hour reading about the entire history of the US or South Korea squeezed into one post = An overdefinition.

by Ranger Elite July 23, 2008

scrambled eggs

Pussy that has been tampered with too much.

See turkey, loose as a goose, paris hilton

Hey, don't hook up with Crystal, shes scrambled eggs

by Ranger Elite July 22, 2008

blowhard

As mentioned in another definition, a very braggy and pretentious person, overly prideful and arrogant. See egotist.

Also could be an insult to anyone; the definition of this other insult is totally unrelated to boasting or bragging. We all know what blow means.

You blowhard!

You blow hard!

by Ranger Elite July 16, 2008

lane whore

A lane whore is a turdball who always zips into whichever lane gives them a little more space than the one they were originally in. Just like how a cock whore and a cock monster loves cock, a lane whore will do whatever it takes on the road for just 2 ft more of lane. You encounter these jerkoffs on the road, but, more frequently, on the freeway, where they are notoriously known for tailgating. Lane whores lack patience while driving, and in some cases, even a brain at all. A good way to deal with a lane whore is as follows:

-You are driving, and you notice an asswipe tailgating you (the lane whore)-

-Eventually, the bitch lane whore will pull into another lane that gives them more room (How fast the person does this also coincides with how small their brains and or gentitals are)-

-Whichever lane the LW pulled into will have another car which the LW will tailgate and begin switching lanes again-

-Provided that you dont have a car in your way, (or else you have to be a lane whore yourself just that once) when the LW is catching up to the car in the other lane, accelerate your car until you stop just short of the bumper of the car the LW would be tailgating in it's lane-

-If done well, you will have trapped the lane whore in a slow lane tailgating a car which isnt you and stuck there as long as you stay bumper to bumper with the tailgated car in the LW's lane!-

by Ranger Elite July 13, 2006

get in her panties

-To hit that (guy and girl term only).

-Also a term for girls to be used against the opposite sex to further destroy said sexes self esteem and increase the inablility to socialize with the female sex. Must be said nice and loud to complete the humiliation.

Example 1 for "get in her panties"

Girl 1: He got in my panties last night. It was great.

Guy 1: I got in her panties last night. Wooo!

Guy 2: Dude, HER?

Guy 1: Yeah. Jealous?

Guy 2: She has herpes.

Guy 1: Oh f**k

Example 2

Stuck-up Broad: Um yeah Taylors kinda cute, but I like Big Jon... oh well i'll dump him later!

Guy: Hi, uh, I'd like to know if um, you could go to the dance, with me?

Stuck-up Broad: OMG! GET OUTTA MY PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ranger Elite July 16, 2008